your very own slave chicken!

😐

Originally posted by Dvae
😂 i cant believe you just made that joke

kiss me i'm english 😖mart:

type: spank youself 😂

your hooked with that phrase arnt you barmy? lol

Tell the chicken to do the macarana! 😂

i tried but he wouldn't do it 🙁

type: spank yourself

do it! lol

Originally posted by BarmyBrummie
i tried but he wouldn't do it 🙁

type: spank yourself

Keep trying ✅ And it takes a while, I waited like 20 seconds before he started. 🙂

Originally posted by total metalhead
kiss me i'm english 😖mart:

DF IS ENGLISH TOO 😱!!!

😱!! that makes him 🪩

you have no idea how unspeakbly horny that makes me 🤪

oh yeah, df kinda has that effect on people ✅

you said it drool

who would have thought that a human/poultry hybrid that ive never actually met could be so physically attractive drool drool

its all in the cologne baby 😎

😐

it doesn't work

Originally posted by NyC-gUrL
its all in the cologne baby 😎

i prefer his natural ducky smell personally. when i smell feathers and pond water i just go crazy drool

i told him 2 danceso he did...but when i told him to get me food he just came up tot he skreen..it was quite scary@!

woah i told him to die and he did 😄

tell him to 'shake your booty' 😱

i'll never get bored of this no2