wildest sexual fantasy

Started by mikeydude2,663 pages

oh leo sup u returned!!!

Yep. πŸ˜›

In the Victoria secrets dressing room 😱

i guess im the only one who does it

my best friends bed. That b*tch.

Originally posted by SelphieT
my best friends bed. That b*tch.
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Originally posted by Lumanix
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she did something she wasn't supposed to do in MY house. Thats why I said that.

ahhhhhh

Originally posted by Leo.M
Yep. πŸ˜›

In the Victoria secrets dressing room 😱


ME TOO. 😱

With a woman. No wait man. What? *checks gender under name* Yeah definately woman πŸ™‚

Originally posted by Council#13
With a woman. No wait man. What? *checks gender under name* Yeah definately woman πŸ™‚

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on a table in a mall

how about in a public restroom stall. βœ…

on that leather love seat........ahhhh yeahhhh

Holy ****, 2000? oO; FJ RJ I'VE MISSED YOU ALLLLLLL

Nah.. I didn't. <_<

Anyways.

BEHIND SUBWAY. <_<

Next to the little drive through thing. πŸ˜‰

My wildest sexual fantasy?? πŸ’ƒ

I want to dress up in a Clown outfit, but with crotchless chaps, so my 1 foot long engorged turgid manhood and untouched pristine baloon knot would be in plain view. I then want to parachute through the skylight of an all woman nymphomaniac support group exercise studio.
They instantly stand enthralled by my enourmous beautiful cock, and perfectly symmetrical balls. I start hearing several of them screaming, OMGHi2U I am SO wet!, and others moaning as they flick their man in a boat so hard its like he is getting slapped across the face by a flapping sail.
I then land, while the horny wet dripping nympho sluts gather around me.
I grab the closest one, and jam my purple headed warrior past her tonsils, and bark out orders, which makes the sluts ever so much more horny, to all bend over and grab their ankles in formation, and NOW!!
Unfortunantly the girl I jammed my cock doen her throat has sadly died from lack of oxygen, so I fling her corpse up and out through teh broken skylight, so as not to spoil the tender moments too terribly bad.

This display of assertive man power behavior seems to only make the wanton sluts even hornier, and several have ripped their tiny leotard croth areas completely to shreds, in anticipation of being stuffed by a man-clown with a jousting quality cock.

I go to the beginning of the line, and slap their hands away from their dripping snatch, sniff, and if it smells ok then I without warning shove my massive joust cock in them so hard they instantly climax so hard they pass out, with a dumbfounded smile of total and utter satisfaction.

I work my way through the lines of sluts until I come to the last one...
She is by thi stime sso horny she has a glazed, distant look in her eyes, like someone that has gone over the edge, and may not return.
She smiled, half lidded eyes glimmering in anticipation of my monumental Orgasmo clowns cock.

Instead of slamming her in her bearded clam, instead I honk up an enormous green luigi, spit it on her upturned and puckered pinkeye, and ram it up her ass so hard my cock picks her up off the floor, and holds her almost motionless on my cock, as she convulses in orgasm, and then dies.
I pull out and spew a gallon or so of prime spunkage on her carcass, and light up an illegal Cuban macanudo, as I walk out, drying off my cock with a towel.

ok uve lost me a wsf
just .....oh nvm so hows everybody doin in here??

Originally posted by mikeydude
ok uve lost me a wsf
just .....oh nvm so hows everybody doin in here??

What is a wsf

Originally posted by ZOMG_Srsly
What is a wsf

wsf- what shit f.uck πŸ˜–mart:

k, πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜†

Originally posted by ZOMG_Srsly
k, πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜†

you're so sick, dude. πŸ˜†