wildest sexual fantasy

Started by ZOMG_Srsly2,663 pages

Originally posted by Leo.M
No kidding ๐Ÿ˜†

I don't think she cares of you don't care.

Translation:
I have not been laid since Burger King was a Prince.
ThereforeI will unabashedly kiss every forum supposed "girls" ass in th ehopes of a sympathy fukk being flung my way IF I grovel enough.

Originally posted by ZOMG_Srsly
My nuts dropped at birth

That's a scientific impossibility.

Way to self-Own (again)

(You should have your smilie privlage revoked)

Originally posted by ZOMG_Srsly
Translation:
I have not been laid since Burger King was a Prince.
ThereforeI will unabashedly kiss every forum supposed "girls" ass in th ehopes of a sympathy fukk being flung my way IF I grovel enough.
That was the stupidest and most unnecessary thing ever.

(Excluding you)

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
That's a scientific impossibility.

Way to self-Own (again)

(You should have your smilie privlage revoked)

I am glad to see you are not letting ANY education get in the way of your ignorance.... ๐Ÿ˜›

Originally posted by ZOMG_Srsly
Translation:
I have not been laid since Burger King was a Prince.
ThereforeI will unabashedly kiss every forum supposed "girls" ass in th ehopes of a sympathy fukk being flung my way IF I grovel enough.

I did not get any of that ๐Ÿ˜† Say it again, but MORE clearly ๐Ÿ˜›

Originally posted by mikeydude
hmmmmmm in my desision im gona saythat i am very drunk...........................

drunk

u know how fast life goes??

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
That was the stupidest and most unnecessary thing ever.

(Excluding you)

Please.
Dude.
I have seen better smack thrown around by pre-school kids playing.

ha ha ha.............lol

ok ok read now about my fantasy
there wud be only me and her in the room , the room is locked and the keys r lost .we would both be wet as it was raining outside she is sitting at the fireplace and her face is reflecting the innocence which makes me go ooooooooooooooooooooooo
with her shiny eyes she looks at me and as i understood what she is saying go towards her and give a nice kiss on those beautifull eyes then its the turn of our sexual phenomenon to take place and it would be she who wud turn me on
all the while inwhich we r doin that inevitable satisfaction , her eyes r just focussed on myself n myself

u know that once accually happend to me

Originally posted by ZOMG_Srsly
Please.
Dude.
I have seen better smack thrown around by pre-school kids playing.

Nope. Not at all. It's funny that a supposed 32 year old father with a 6 figure income is getting massively owned by a 14 year old high school freshman.

lol now that i like !!!! lol

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
Kind of?

eh. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ i was giving him the slight chance to prove otherwise.

but since that isn't happening.... ๐Ÿ™„

man i miss my ex

Originally posted by ZOMG_Srsly
I am glad to see you are not letting ANY education get in the way of your ignorance.... ๐Ÿ˜›
I see you're the most uneducated person in America. Your six figure income is from working in the Bush administration, right? Because that's the only job you're qualified for. You meet the requirement of having an IQ of 7 or lower.

Let's just get this over with. We ALL know ZOMG_Srsly is gay, end of that. ๐Ÿ˜Š

Originally posted by Leo.M
Let's just get this over with. We ALL know ZOMG_Srsly is gay, end of that. ๐Ÿ˜Š
Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
Nope. Not at all. It's funny that a supposed 32 year old father with a 6 figure income is getting massively owned by a 14 year old high school freshman.

Massively owned??? And then you woke up in a wet spot, junior! ๐Ÿ˜‚

wtf im confusd so whos gay and whos a ass?