Originally posted by ZOMG_SrslyThat was the stupidest and most unnecessary thing ever.
Translation:
I have not been laid since Burger King was a Prince.
ThereforeI will unabashedly kiss every forum supposed "girls" ass in th ehopes of a sympathy fukk being flung my way IF I grovel enough.
(Excluding you)
ok ok read now about my fantasy
there wud be only me and her in the room , the room is locked and the keys r lost .we would both be wet as it was raining outside she is sitting at the fireplace and her face is reflecting the innocence which makes me go ooooooooooooooooooooooo
with her shiny eyes she looks at me and as i understood what she is saying go towards her and give a nice kiss on those beautifull eyes then its the turn of our sexual phenomenon to take place and it would be she who wud turn me on
all the while inwhich we r doin that inevitable satisfaction , her eyes r just focussed on myself n myself
Originally posted by ZOMG_SrslyI see you're the most uneducated person in America. Your six figure income is from working in the Bush administration, right? Because that's the only job you're qualified for. You meet the requirement of having an IQ of 7 or lower.
I am glad to see you are not letting ANY education get in the way of your ignorance.... ๐