Originally posted by ZOMG_SrslyDefinately a fantasy. A pre-pubeciant 11 year old like yourself having a foot-long wang...
My wildest sexual fantasy?? 💃I want to dress up in a Clown outfit, but with crotchless chaps, so my 1 foot long engorged turgid manhood and untouched pristine baloon knot would be in plain view. I then want to parachute through the skylight of an all woman nymphomaniac support group exercise studio.
They instantly stand enthralled by my enourmous beautiful cock, and perfectly symmetrical balls. I start hearing several of them screaming, OMGHi2U I am SO wet!, and others moaning as they flick their man in a boat so hard its like he is getting slapped across the face by a flapping sail.
I then land, while the horny wet dripping nympho sluts gather around me.
I grab the closest one, and jam my purple headed warrior past her tonsils, and bark out orders, which makes the sluts ever so much more horny, to all bend over and grab their ankles in formation, and NOW!!
Unfortunantly the girl I jammed my cock doen her throat has sadly died from lack of oxygen, so I fling her corpse up and out through teh broken skylight, so as not to spoil the tender moments too terribly bad.This display of assertive man power behavior seems to only make the wanton sluts even hornier, and several have ripped their tiny leotard croth areas completely to shreds, in anticipation of being stuffed by a man-clown with a jousting quality cock.
I go to the beginning of the line, and slap their hands away from their dripping snatch, sniff, and if it smells ok then I without warning shove my massive joust cock in them so hard they instantly climax so hard they pass out, with a dumbfounded smile of total and utter satisfaction.
I work my way through the lines of sluts until I come to the last one...
She is by thi stime sso horny she has a glazed, distant look in her eyes, like someone that has gone over the edge, and may not return.
She smiled, half lidded eyes glimmering in anticipation of my monumental Orgasmo clowns cock.Instead of slamming her in her bearded clam, instead I honk up an enormous green luigi, spit it on her upturned and puckered pinkeye, and ram it up her ass so hard my cock picks her up off the floor, and holds her almost motionless on my cock, as she convulses in orgasm, and then dies.
I pull out and spew a gallon or so of prime spunkage on her carcass, and light up an illegal Cuban macanudo, as I walk out, drying off my cock with a towel.
Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
1) Yeah right. YOur nuts probablly haven't even dropped yet...2) Yeah right, no chick would like that.
My nuts dropped at birth, sorry yours quite obviously have not yet.
If you think no chick would like that, its shows how infantile and innocent you must be..
Way to self-Own (again) 😂 😆 😂 😆 🤣
Originally posted by ZOMG_Srsly
My nuts dropped at birth, sorry yours quite obviously have not yet.If you think no chick would like that, its shows how infantile and innocent you must be..
Way to self-Own (again) 😂 😆 😂 😆 🤣
Originally posted by LittleGilraenKind of?
you're kind of an enormous idiot. 😐