wildest sexual fantasy

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Originally posted by mikeydude
wtf im confusd so whos gay and whos a ass?

ZOMG_Srsly. He's both 😖mart:

Originally posted by mikeydude
wtf im confusd so whos gay and whos a ass?

ZOMG_Srsly ✅

Originally posted by ZOMG_Srsly
Massively owned??? And then you woke up in a wet spot, junior! 😂

You continue to prove you're a retard.

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
You continue to prove you're a retard.

just like those laughing asian girls. 😆

ok

Terrible. Even ganged up your attempts at flaming me are flaccid, and lackluster at best. 🙄

Originally posted by ZOMG_Srsly
Terrible. Even ganged up your attempts at flaming me are flaccid, and lackluster at best. 🙄
Wow....you're such a clever beast aren't you? 😐

No, you just massively fail. YOu post random irrelevent images, and call them ownage, or pwnage, or getting "pwnt."

Everytime you reply to any threa, you prove that you're an idiot who deserves to be banned. You're a massive failure. Regardless of your family and supposed "6 figure income" you're a ignorant bastard. All of your kids will just be the stupid bullies who consider a "D" a GREAT grade. And that is because you are an ******* of a person and a failure as a father.

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
Wow....you're such a clever beast aren't you? 😐

No, you just massively fail. YOu post random irrelevent images, and call them ownage, or pwnage, or getting "pwnt."

Everytime you reply to any threa, you prove that you're an idiot who deserves to be banned. You're a massive failure. Regardless of your family and supposed "6 figure income" you're a ignorant bastard. All of your kids will just be the stupid bullies who consider a "D" a GREAT grade. And that is because you are an ******* of a person and a failure as a father.

MELTING, are WE?
Oh and you may want to use the "Spell Checker"
Just sayin'

OK, I at LAST am going to spill as I am horny as hell. No-one I doubt will not be positively shocked at how darn sick my mind is:
In a nutshell:
I ravish a hot, naked Angelina Jolie lookalike and then after cumming in her I shrink so small I could fit in her hand. She then picks me up and after licking my tiny, sweaty naked body for ages she eases me into her mouth and swallows me whole and alive and I suffer a very painful death in her stomach.
Pretty gross huh?
Its usually more detailed - like the world is dominated by women who have infected 'mankind' with a virus that makes them shrink after losing their virginity and rely on men as their course of meat etc. and all men grow up in little tribes of their own seeing women as goddesses and its their aim in life to fertilise them and then provide them with a good warm meal - sort of like a certain insect

Originally posted by ZOMG_Srsly
MELTING, are WE?
Oh and you may want to use the "Spell Checker"
Just sayin'
Nope. You keep getting owned, and you reply with comebacks that just prove that your an idiot. YOU'RE the one who's "melting."

guys, chill out! like seriously. go to the fight thread if you want to fight. this is not for that stuff. I do not need to explain what this thread is for.

Originally posted by La Vierge
guys, chill out! like seriously. go to the fight thread if you want to fight. this is not for that stuff. I do not need to explain what this thread is for.
A) There's a fight thread?

B) Sig....good.

yes there is and I know ignore the nipple tho. Lots of people have pointed it out...

Originally posted by La Vierge
yes there is and I know ignore the nipple tho. Lots of people have pointed it out...
Why ignore it?

you make me blush!

so what's up big fella?

Originally posted by La Vierge
you make me blush!

so what's up big fella?

Nothing muchos.

I just feel like Combining Anglais and Espangnol when I speak in this el post-a.

yo hablo español. Tu erés muy comico tambien.
Yeah I am pretty bad with the accents...

Originally posted by La Vierge
yo hablo español. Tu erés muy comico tambien.
Yeah I am pretty bad with the accents...
No Hablo Espangol. Which is why I didn't do too well with that.

A lotta stuff's been happening since I last came on, eh? 😖hifty:

ohhhhh yes