"he isnt smart at all"
That's an interesting remark when you apparently aren't even sure who the Flash is, and you obviously don't know anything about him. Have you read any comic books with the Flash? Like, you know, actually read and not simply watched the Justice League show? I would assume the answer is no since you support Spidey in this thread.
Here's how it breaks down: Spiderman's abilities are super-strength, Spidey sense, webbing, and apparently trickery. Now super-strength is not going to help him, since he will never be able to land a punch on Flash, who can move at near light speed. Spidey sense might be able to warn Spiderman before Flash attacks. I use "warn" rather loosely in that sentence, seeing as by the time Spiderman's brain is able to process the information his senses send him, Flash is already standing right next to him. So that's no good. Assuming Spiderman could even survive to the point where he gets a chance to use webbing, that wouldn't do any good either, because there is no WAY that he could web Flash at light speed, and contrary to some ignorant people's belief, Flash is not some idiot that will go running into a web trap. Or any trap.
That said, someone, PLEASE, explain to me how Spiderman could POSSIBLY win this fight. I could use a good laugh.
This one is my favorite.
Seanbaby:
Jesus. Those guys aren't just tied up in that asphalt. They're are wrapped around their own spines and crushed into paste. I know they're mean and noisy, but turning them into a liquid mess might be too much of a punishment. And it doesn't make me hungry for pie. No matter what I say, though, don't think that I didn't notice this is the greatest piece of literature in human history.Mr. Fish:
"Oh no! We can't go to buy pie because of the disco infested streets!" What kind of pussies are scared to go to the store because of some bad dressers on roller skates? Check out the fat one on the far left! He looks like someone stuck a damn pear on some skates and shoved it. GlubLuke Cage:
Damn. Those were the disco days. Those rolling crackers are even playing my favorite song. "Yeah! Yeah! Baby! Wo! Wo! Rock! Roll! Yeah! Yeah!"Dr. Doom:
Were there not a metal mask melted onto Doom's face, you would see a smile pass these lips. The Roller Disco Devils are pure comedy with each humilating stride. Doom has not enjoyed himself this much since seizing the children of his kingdom and replacing their legs with angry monkey heads. The way they scurried across the floor, half out of pain, half out of madness, their own "legs" trying to eat them. Doom even dressed one up as a sailor and let it live out its disease of a life singing for Doom's pleasure.
This is still going on?
Flash doesn't need to use even the 30% of his powers.
A flurry of punches at Mach 1 and Spider-Man goes down.Wanna be sure?Flash hits him at Mach 5 and no more Spider-Man.We are not talking of Speed-Demon here guys.Flash is the speedster.Between this kind of heroes, he's the uber alles guy.Wally has acquire a knowledge on his powers that rend him a real badass of enemy.If you think Spidey stand a chance you must be drunk or a die hard fanboy.Spider-Man cannot hit something so fast that you cannot even see coming.Spider-Man cannot avoid the attacks of something that is too fast for him to defend himself.Spider-Man cannot think how can i beat the Flash faster than Flash can think how can i humiliate him now?
Seanbaby:
Calling these alligator things "Intergalactic" is totally unnecessary. They're wearing bloomers and there's lightning bolts on their chest. Of course they're intergalactic. Either that or they're a rapping cheerleader squad spreading their positive message to special education schools. And if that's the case, then all it's going to take is one fat kid wearing a gold jumpsuit to class, and CHOMP! Intergalactic fat kid eaters.Mr. Fish:
Good thing Batman got there in time to paint a giant blue bat on the wall. And since it looks like Fort Knox's total staff is that one unarmed guard, it's going to be a long time before that ever gets cleaned up. Glub. One of the walls there still says "For a hot time, call 542-7823," and that hasn't been my phone number for like 12 years. The offer still stands though, baby.Luke Cage:
The guard let those crocodiles eat the gold? How these evil mother ****ers always win arguments in these comics? Too bad about you bein' hungry, sucka, but the world's economy is more important than your damn stomach. Now get the **** out of Fort Knox and put on some pants, fool.Dr. Doom:
Doom has experience caring for beasts with strange dietary needs. The pandas Doom tortures for pleasure survive only on bamboo. Unlike these foolish crocodile men, Doom knows that painting another food the same color does not make it edible. Does one feed a vampire a tomato instead of blood? Does one feed a German pornography star pudding instead of feces? Perhaps Doom's unmatchable knowledge of nutritional science is being over-applied in such dismissable advertisements.
batman's a ****.............. a tin hitler wannabe, genocidal ****........ in a gimp suit
jk
EDIT: i didn't know some words got cencored automatically on here..... didn't think **** was that bad, just substitute the **** for a derogatory slurr of your own choosing that best fits in with the feel of my rant.......
still jk......... batman is one of the few DC characters i like 😮💨