Institute of the MENTALLY PSYCHOTIC!

No seriuosly...I haven't eaten anything all day...I'm gonna make a bacon double cheeseburger....

mmm

If you light your hair on fire, it is one of the worst smells you will ever smell in your life....

hey, i've got a suggestion! 😱 i know what else you could light on fire that would smell ten folds worse and cause mighty explosions that could send your trailer off it's wheels! 😱 😖 🐰 😆 👿 😮‍💨

Are ya gonna say what it is?

isn't it obvious?! 😱 😆

*Thinks*

*Thinks harder*

Hmmm...I'm stumped

you have never heard of jeff foxworthy's "you're a redneck if..." jokes?! 😱 *gasp* lol

in case a certain comment was made for me i am not a man whore.
i just dont have the packaging that men contain

I have the packaging that men have!!!

fox

I've never heard of the Jeff Foxworthy's jokes before...

rogue: i made sure to say that it was directed at phoenix, you silly head! that's why i ended it with "(phoenix)" 😛

phoenix: watch blue collar tv! great stuff! 🤘

Originally posted by Phoenix Aska
I have the packaging that men have!!!

fox

I've never heard of the Jeff Foxworthy's jokes before...

🙄 😮 😛 🙄

What channel and time?

I'm not trusted with knives....I wonder why....

fox

Originally posted by Phoenix Aska
What channel and time?

I'm not trusted with knives....I wonder why....

fox

you were taught by Loraina Bobbit?

What's a Loraina Bop it?

fox

a woman that used a big kitchen knife to cut off her husbands package for cheating on her.

...............SCARY!!!!!!!

fox

Originally posted by Phoenix Aska
What channel and time?

I'm not trusted with knives....I wonder why....

fox

from where i'm at in california, it's on monday's at 10pm on comedy central and on thursday's on the wb at 8pm. the new ones are on the wb and repeat on comedy central.

oOo all right...I'll have to check it out sometime....

coolies 🤘

Yeah...yesterday I threw some guy's shoe on the roof of the school ramada and his sister came out....and she looked just like Chelsie... she is like the hottest girl in school) it was soooo weird...and then I almost fell off the top of the ramada....

😆 when i heard chelsie, i thout clinton at first until i read on.

you almost feel off? wild! 👆 🤘 😆

next time i'll try to be there and shove you off so that you can get a better look at her on your way down! 👿 😆 💃 😮‍💨