i was around 3 years old and my cousin shawndrika was 5 and my granny was sleeping in my great grandmas bed (maw maw bernard) and my cousin said that she wouldn't like me anymore if i didn't do what she said. the project?cut grannys hair. she even gave me the sicissors so i did and we hid the hair in a heart shaped box on maw maw benards dresser. granny woke up ant thought that she was going bald untill she found the hair. Shawndrika turned all angelica on me and i got a butt whoppin for cutting a huge clump of hair away from my grandmothers head right up front and down the middle. i still remember doing it till this day.
Originally posted by silver_tears
Im normal thanks 🤪
Then what are you doing here!?
*kicks you out.* This is the mental ward, and there will be no pancakes smushed into the holes on the moon. So if any of you get the urge to flush the toilet, I'll paint a neon sign instead of doing the monkey dance.
And don't forget to floss!