I'm Getting Married............

bastard *hires hitman for mike* death

Originally posted by Vampiree
yoooooooooo!!!! i have the orange one!!! he's so cute!!

aint he a babe 😮‍💨

*snap snap* thats the shizz lol

Originally posted by silver_tears
better than a duck *snap snap* 🪩

ok firstly its duckFACE, not 'a duck', and secondly, we haven't even discussed marriage yet ❌

after all those sexual favours you perform for him, I'm surprised he hasn't promised you marriage yet 🙁

a few more beak massages and I'm sure he'll propose ✅

oh god lets hope so, cuz soon you may not have those good looks even going for you 🙁

but he says he likes my personality too 🙁

Originally posted by silver_tears
bastard *hires hitman for mike* death

*Is afraid* 😕

Originally posted by total metalhead
but he says he likes my personality too 🙁

thats what they all say to get into your pants sweetie 🙁

Originally posted by MC Mike
*Is afraid* 😕

so you should be *calls B to stalk Mike* 😠

Originally posted by silver_tears
thats what they all say to get into your pants sweetie 🙁

I feel so used 🙁

Why does everyone want to get into my pants all the time cry

Originally posted by total metalhead
I feel so used 🙁

Why does everyone want to get into my pants all the time cry

cuz they are so stylish drool

If you want to know I am getting Married August 23, 2007 🙂

Originally posted by silver_tears
cuz they are so stylish drool

I guess they are pretty darn cool 😎

...but that doesnt make it right ❌

*tries to get into Sam's pants* 😍

and congrats Tari 👆

im not wearing pants right now ❌

and on the topic of marriages im supposed to get married 7 months ✅ when I was in kindergarten this girl i liked told me that when we were 18 we'd run away to Hawaii and get married 👇

what are you wearing 😱
and lucky her 😐

however hawaii sounds sexxy 😮‍💨

I just had a shower and I couldn't be bothered to get changed so I'm just wearing boxer shorts sleeping
oh yeah and a cap for some reason

It's not gonna happen though. I haven't seen her since we were 5 years old no2

😂 and a cap, you sir are a man of style😮‍💨
are they sponge bob boxers 😐 those turn me on