I'm Getting Married............

Originally posted by silver_tears
so you should be *calls B to stalk Mike* 😠

I would suggest looking at his sig before you do that. ✅

I saw, he'll do it just for me 😮‍💨

Originally posted by Dvae
i think the real question is..... how did he find out?

that one too 😠

Originally posted by Dvae
i think the real question is..... how did he find out?

I have busy hands 🙂

did you have something to do when SB ran by my window last night without his squarepants 😱

✅ if you'd stayed by your window for a couple of seconds longer you would have seen me charging after him waving a bull whip and a pair of handcuffs

beter go down the list of who isn't

Originally posted by total metalhead
✅ if you'd stayed by your window for a couple of seconds longer you would have seen me charging after him waving a bull whip and a pair of handcuffs

I think then I would be scarred for life ✅

Thats hurtful 🙁

Its not like I was foaming at the mouth or gibbering wildly ❌

that came later, after I caught the little yellow bastard naughty

marriage to candy. i believe that is outlawed in texas.

Originally posted by total metalhead
Thats hurtful 🙁

Its not like I was foaming at the mouth or gibbering wildly ❌

that came later, after I caught the little yellow bastard naughty

you violated my love slave 🙁

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
marriage to candy. i believe that is outlawed in texas.

and I don't live in Texas 😖hifty:

I'll assume sex with that thing is impossible, I don't believe he has a penis, and I believe some may consider it bestiality.....

Originally posted by silver_tears
you violated my love slave 🙁

several times 😎

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
marriage to candy. i believe that is outlawed in texas.

Nothing's outlawed here in Texas! cowboy

Originally posted by total metalhead
several times 😎

I'll have to boil him in hot water 😖

Originally posted by BackFire
I'll assume sex with that thing is impossible, I don't believe he has a penis, and I believe some may consider it bestiality.....

won't know till you try ❌

Originally posted by silver_tears
I'll have to boil him in hot water 😖

do what you will, nothing will erase his memories 😮‍💨

what's keeping you?

Originally posted by total metalhead
do what you will, nothing will erase his memories 😮‍💨

and take out a part of his brain 😖