I'm Getting Married............

thankies! *huggles lance*

what doesn't

😎 spank you.

nope they're just plain old Calvin Kleins 🙁
I could draw some little spongebobs on them if you'd like ✅

nope calvin kleins are more than enough 😎

😂
luckily you don't know dutch

🤨 I know a little dutch

but sponge bob is sexier ✅

he is huh...are you sure its not just a weird fetish you have?

I'm sorry to hear that TM

not weirder than the df one you have 😎

thats not a fetish, its an animal urge 😎

well I just wanna maul SB 😗

then remind me not to wear my spongebob boxers around you, cos i keep precious things under them which really dont want a mauling ❌

oh the boxers dont do the same thing ❌ they just turn me on ✅
the actual SB makes me wanna maul

yea babay 🤘

✅ ok...

you do know SB doesn't have any sex organs right?

they do now

Congratulation, Sil!!!!! I hope you are very happy!

Originally posted by total metalhead
✅ ok...

you do know SB doesn't have any sex organs right?

who told you that 😠

Originally posted by Lord Soth
Congratulation, Sil!!!!! I hope you are very happy!

you are invited of course ✅

i think the real question is..... how did he find out?