Battle Of The Sexes

OK, sod King and Queen, I reckon it's about time Venus raged all-out War on Mars.

I've got a lot of pent-up frustration to let out, and I know no better (or more enjoyable) punch-bag than the opposite sex.

So, from here on out, I challenge Mars, to give me one good reason why Venus should allow you to keep consuming her oxygen.

it takes two to tango, baby 😉

I don't Tango diva

Next!!

salsa or swing?

* eats a mars bar *

you don't...then what are we keeping you alive for?

j/k...Men should stay alive because they are completely different from women, and variety is the spice of life.

I think Men really DO come from Mars....i mean, look how that place deteriorated!

😖leep:

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Lil, you are a Goddess 😉

Alrighty, JediHDM, you think you should exist to provide "variety"?

*cough*

Have you been inside Anne Summers recently?

Plenty there my friend, oh yes naughty

I repeat, next!!

who else would you humiliate?

and there'd be no pope, either 😬

apparently there's no fooling you...you should just kill us now. i mean, i'm sure that women would be able to keep this world running by themselves. i mean, divide the world's population in half, and ensure that the human race dies in the next 60 years, but it's all good, because we killed all the men...is that about right?

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
I think Men really DO come from Mars....i mean, look how that place deteriorated!

you ruiend Venus, Jupiter, and your colective gas made saturn.

lets go Syren bangin

and who would program the TV????

or do them flat pack DIY kits??

lol...i think that's why they had us invent 'autoprogram'...

Or follow their every whim... or put down the toilet seat for them...

the drop in sales for urinals would cause economic crisis ❌

many rich empires built on porn would fall ❌

sports companies would also go down ❌

there would be no stable economy at all ❌

and so many wars would berak out over a "she said she said" thing, but practically no one woudl fight 😛

wow...this turned into women-bashing really quickly...of course, looking at the thread, it doesn't surprise me...

we are waiting for them to attack back now...