Battle Of The Sexes

Originally posted by Syren
OK, sod King and Queen, I reckon it's about time Venus raged all-out War on Mars.

I've got a lot of pent-up frustration to let out, and I know no better (or more enjoyable) punch-bag than the opposite sex.

So, from here on out, I challenge Mars, to give me one good reason why Venus should allow you to keep consuming her oxygen.

Because we love women. They are the most special amazing creatures on Earth. I want that special woman in my life these days, I think the right woman would make me feel complete. I need to be loved. I'm not feeling the love anymore. 🙁

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Because we love women. They are the most special amazing creatures on Earth. I want that special woman in my life these days, I think the right woman would make me feel complete. I need to be loved. I'm not feeling the love anymore. 🙁

Originally posted by Syren
Alright, @sshole, you asked for it.

First of all, when using the words "Venus" and "Mars", I was speaking hypothetically. If you so called "men" even bothered to pick up a book once in a while you would know what I'm talking about.

Book --> You know, those funny looking things with what we women like to call 'pages'.

Second, I know there's no oxygen on Venus, because, simply put, if there was, we'd be there, leaving all of you inferior beings down here to continue polluting the Earth with your disgusting bottom-noises, cigars and washed-once-a-month-socks. That don't even need to be in pairs. And do you know why they're never washed? Coz you insensitive buggers wear them to bed. While you are making love.

As for the pent-up frustration, silly of me to believe a male would think it was for any other reason that PMT. For your information, we don't only get upset over hair, nails, make-up and periods. We do have other issues to think about. @ss. And I hate romantic movies, especially the ones with Meg sodding Ryan.

Oh, and PS: I don't save up for my underwear (which costs a hell of a lot more than $7.95). My respectful, loaded boyfriends buy them for me. Looks like we already have most of you doing our bidding.

And BF? You are right about one thing, I did ask for it. Unfortunately, being a male, you couldn't deliver. Stands to reason really, you lot are numero uno at anti-climaxes.

loaded boyfriend! WOW!!! Im so surprised. Let me guess.. he's is tall.. he is handsome.. he is dark... he is a doctor... and he only loves your ****... and he will secretly turn gay in the next three to four days with you.

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Because we love women. They are the most special amazing creatures on Earth. I want that special woman in my life these days, I think the right woman would make me feel complete. I need to be loved. I'm not feeling the love anymore. 🙁

i know how you feel...it'll happen, though. just you wait. 😉

First - If you did move to mars and leave us inferior creatures behind, your emotional status would cause your "race" to revert back to a primal state... of lesbianess. In which case the mentally superior Males would create a rocket ship to bring all of the remainder of the human race to watch you lesbians do your thing. Except he find you all watching meg ryan romantic commedies while cat-fighting in a locked dorr wondering if their hair matches the color of their jail-cell

second- 😛

Originally posted by LarryTheArch
loaded boyfriend! WOW!!! Im so surprised. Let me guess.. he's is tall.. he is handsome.. he is dark... he is a doctor... and he only loves your ****... and he will secretly turn gay in the next three to four days with you.

😱

Quick LTA!!

Look behind you!!

FJ's coming!

*watches LTA slick back his hair and drool*

Soooo, down with women hey?

Silly little boy 🙄

adn then there is the good kind, the ones worth your time, the non-snotty brat ones that are kind of girl you actually like and do anything for.

Originally posted by Syren
😱

Quick LTA!!

Look behind you!!

FJ's coming!

*watches LTA slick back his hair and drool*

Soooo, down with women hey?

Silly little boy 🙄

that was a burn...

you know, i have to admit...women do have the ability to be intellectually superior to men...too bad they don't use it...oh well.

WTF is PMT anyway? Pre-Mesntrual ***? Pre-Menstrual Terestials?

and there aren't many left of those kinds

Originally posted by LarryTheArch
First - If you did move to mars and leave us inferior creatures behind, your emotional status would cause your "race" to revert back to a primal state... of lesbianess. In which case the mentally superior Males would create a rocket ship to bring all of the remainder of the human race to watch you lesbians do your thing. Except he find you all watching meg ryan romantic commedies while cat-fighting in a locked dorr wondering if their hair matches the color of their jail-cell

dont ignore this!!!

Originally posted by LarryTheArch
adn then there is the good kind, the ones worth your time, the non-snotty brat ones that are kind of girl you actually like and do anything for.

yeah...those women i would fight for...i wouldn't let them fall in the mud...

...ok, so i wouldn't let any woman fall in the mud...i'm old fashioned that way. But still, i wouldn't date just any woman. i don't think with my
d!ck.

...really, i don't.

Originally posted by LarryTheArch
First - If you did move to mars and leave us inferior creatures behind, your emotional status would cause your "race" to revert back to a primal state... of lesbianess. In which case the mentally superior Males would create a rocket ship to bring all of the remainder of the human race to watch you lesbians do your thing. Except he find you all watching meg ryan romantic commedies while cat-fighting in a locked dorr wondering if their hair matches the color of their jail-cell

Oh dear.

Honey, if you'll care to actually read my post, you'll see that I said we'd move to Venus. Ve-nus.

And you really shouldn't get so excitedly eager to answer that you steal all the other guys' original comments.

You're letting the side down darling.

Why don't you come over here and let Auntie Syren read you a bedtime story. This thread is for the Big Boys.

Originally posted by JediHDM
yeah...those women i would fight for...i wouldn't let them fall in the mud...

...ok, so i wouldn't let any woman fall in the mud...i'm old fashioned that way. But still, i wouldn't date just any woman. i don't think with my
d!ck.

...really, i don't.

*points to Jedi*

This right here, LTA, is a Big Boy.

I like him.

He gives me comments worth working with. As does BackFire.

I really shouldn't dignify yours with a response.

But I think you're adorable 😉

whatever you kooky sy-by pert ass freak

I just want a hug right now from a woman who I care about, but there are none around. There is nothing like an energizing long warm hug from a woman you care about. A hug like that will charge me with positive energy for weeks.

Originally posted by Syren
Oh dear.

Honey, if you'll care to actually read my post, you'll see that I said we'd move to Venus. Ve-nus.

And you really shouldn't get so excitedly eager to answer that you steal all the other guys' original comments.

You're letting the side down darling.

Why don't you come over here and let Auntie Syren read you a bedtime story. This thread is for the Big Boys.

* looks down in pants * Yep Im definately a big boy. 🙂

Originally posted by Syren
*points to Jedi*

This right here, LTA, is a Big Boy.

I like him.

He gives me comments worth working with. As does BackFire.

I really shouldn't dignify yours with a response.

But I think you're adorable 😉

as you have seen before when I get angry I can tell off a mod. Dont make me angry

i feel like the termiantor now 😱

Originally posted by JediHDM
yeah...those women i would fight for...i wouldn't let them fall in the mud...

...ok, so i wouldn't let any woman fall in the mud...i'm old fashioned that way. But still, i wouldn't date just any woman. i don't think with my
d!ck.

...really, i don't.

Dotn worry women dont think with their v@ag!na either. Im not srue that they even think