Battle Of The Sexes

This isn't where i parked my car...

*cough*

Now, a chick would know where she left her ride 😛

but not if she has her gear in reverse or not

(ps...have you seen eurotrip? if not, then that joke isn't that funny...)

Pardon me, little lady...*pulls ten-gallon off head and bows* but do you know the fastest way to Venus?

i knew a chick who forget where she parked...instead of lookin for the car she started cryin...what kinda world leader that be

...b/c these women over here are too blond to find it.

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Oh Jeez......

Ok, shouldn't be laughing at that 😠

Yeah, but chicks don't need to get off by driving said car around tight corners at 120mph.

And then call it "Joy-Riding".

More like "Boy-Riding", let's all nearly kill ourselves to impress the b!tches.

Or not.

oh, normally they look for cars with the same color first

Originally posted by JediHDM
(ps...have you seen eurotrip? if not, then that joke isn't that funny...)

Pardon me, little lady...*pulls ten-gallon off head and bows* but do you know the fastest way to Venus?

*looks you up and down*

You'd be eaten alive little man 😉

i don't drive my car around corners at 120 mph...of course, in my ford explorer, if i tried to go around a turn at 120, i'd be rolling for a quarter mile...

Originally posted by Syren
OK, sod King and Queen, I reckon it's about time Venus raged all-out War on Mars.

I've got a lot of pent-up frustration to let out, and I know no better (or more enjoyable) punch-bag than the opposite sex.

So, from here on out, I challenge Mars, to give me one good reason why Venus should allow you to keep consuming her oxygen.

First of all, this is earth. Venus and Mars are other planets far far away that have no life inhabbiting them. But I guess you women are too busy shopping and fighting with other women about some guy you both want to screw too learn any geographical information about the universe.

Second, there isn't oxygen on Venus, which is why women are so blatantly wrong and silly all the time. They came from venus but their brains didn't have the oxygen needed while they were there to make coherent, intelegent beings, which is why they are the way they are now.

Third: Pent up frustration huh? We all know what causes that for you women, time to lock yourself up in your house for the next four days so you don't spread your unpleasantness to other people minding their own business. Just get some tampons and watch some crappy romantic comedy starring Meg Ryan while wondering "why can't my life be like that?"

Fourth: For those who get pissed off at what I've said, just remember, she asked for it.

P.S. Women will never win the battle of the sexes for one simple reason: As soon as you start to gain the upper hand there will be a sales at Macy's and you'll run away to save $7.95 on a bra no one will ever see you wear.

Originally posted by Syren
*looks you up and down*

You'd be eaten alive little man 😉

OH LORD, what a way to go...but you didn't see the continuation of my post, did you?

Backfire>...clapping Brilliant, simply...Brilliant. well said, too.

BF pretty much summed it up 😖 😄

You know what?

This isn't working.

The ratio of men to women in this thread is approximately 5:1.

And as much as I would love that in certain circumstances, this scenario is gonna wind up with me getting my pert little butt whipped 😒

😱 I'll do it...oh, that wasn't a request...darn.

Originally posted by Syren
You know what?

This isn't working.

The ratio of men to women in this thread is approximately 5:1.

And as much as I would love that in certain circumstances, this scenario is gonna wind up with me getting my pert little butt whipped 😒:

Do your light bulbs match your pinkie ring?

Originally posted by BackFire
First of all, this is earth. Venus and Mars are other planets far far away that have no life inhabbiting them. But I guess you women are too busy shopping and fighting with other women about some guy you both want to screw too learn any geographical information about the universe.

Second, there isn't oxygen on Venus, which is why women are so blatantly wrong and silly all the time. They came from venus but their brains didn't have the oxygen needed while they were there to make coherent, intelegent beings, which is why they are the way they are now.

Third: Pent up frustration huh? We all know what causes that for you women, time to lock yourself up in your house for the next four days so you don't spread your unpleasantness to other people minding their own business. Just get some tampons and watch some crappy romantic comedy starring Meg Ryan while wondering "why can't my life be like that?"

Fourth: For those who get pissed off at what I've said, just remember, she asked for it.

P.S. Women will never win the battle of the sexes for one simple reason: As soon as you start to gain the upper hand there will be a sales at Macy's and you'll run away to save $7.95 on a bra no one will ever see you wear.

😆 Thats so true. good job backfire. 😛

Originally posted by BackFire
First of all, this is earth. Venus and Mars are other planets far far away that have no life inhabbiting them. But I guess you women are too busy shopping and fighting with other women about some guy you both want to screw too learn any geographical information about the universe.

Second, there isn't oxygen on Venus, which is why women are so blatantly wrong and silly all the time. They came from venus but their brains didn't have the oxygen needed while they were there to make coherent, intelegent beings, which is why they are the way they are now.

Third: Pent up frustration huh? We all know what causes that for you women, time to lock yourself up in your house for the next four days so you don't spread your unpleasantness to other people minding their own business. Just get some tampons and watch some crappy romantic comedy starring Meg Ryan while wondering "why can't my life be like that?"

Fourth: For those who get pissed off at what I've said, just remember, she asked for it.

P.S. Women will never win the battle of the sexes for one simple reason: As soon as you start to gain the upper hand there will be a sales at Macy's and you'll run away to save $7.95 on a bra no one will ever see you wear.

LMFAO 😆 😆 🤣 😆 😆

Originally posted by BackFire
First of all, this is earth. Venus and Mars are other planets far far away that have no life inhabbiting them. But I guess you women are too busy shopping and fighting with other women about some guy you both want to screw too learn any geographical information about the universe.

Second, there isn't oxygen on Venus, which is why women are so blatantly wrong and silly all the time. They came from venus but their brains didn't have the oxygen needed while there to make coherent, intelegent beings, which is why they are the way they are now.

Third: Pent up frustration huh? We all know what causes that for you women, time to lock yourself up in your house for the next four days so you don't spread your unpleasantness to other people minding their own business. Just get some tampons and watch some crappy romantic comedy starring Meg Ryan while wondering "why can't my life be like that?"

Fourth: For those who get pissed off at what I've said, just remember, she asked for it.

P.S. Women will never win the battle of the sexes for one simple reason: As soon as you start to gain the upper hand there will be a sales at Macy's and you'll run away to save $7.95 on a bra no one will ever see you wear.

Alright, @sshole, you asked for it.

First of all, when using the words "Venus" and "Mars", I was speaking hypothetically. If you so called "men" even bothered to pick up a book once in a while you would know what I'm talking about.

Book --> You know, those funny looking things with what we women like to call 'pages'.

Second, I know there's no oxygen on Venus, because, simply put, if there was, we'd be there, leaving all of you inferior beings down here to continue polluting the Earth with your disgusting bottom-noises, cigars and washed-once-a-month-socks. That don't even need to be in pairs. And do you know why they're never washed? Coz you insensitive buggers wear them to bed. While you are making love.

As for the pent-up frustration, silly of me to believe a male would think it was for any other reason that PMT. For your information, we don't only get upset over hair, nails, make-up and periods. We do have other issues to think about. @ss. And I hate romantic movies, especially the ones with Meg sodding Ryan.

Oh, and PS: I don't save up for my underwear (which costs a hell of a lot more than $7.95). My respectful, loaded boyfriends buy them for me. Looks like we already have most of you doing our bidding.

And BF? You are right about one thing, I did ask for it. Unfortunately, being a male, you couldn't deliver. Stands to reason really, you lot are numero uno at anti-climaxes.

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i really shouldn't be laughing at that, but i can't help it...
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...oh well