Battle Of The Sexes

sure thing silver 😐

Originally posted by Syren
*comes to piss everyone off again*

Sorry, BF couldn't make it, he's all out of ideas.

Being a guy, that's not surprising.

And, being a chick, I had to come and save the day diva

Only a self-centered woman like you would believe that. Did you ever stop to consider that BF (Almsot said barf...) doesn't have time to post here simply because you have begun berrating men again?

Originally posted by Matrix_man
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes." The woman freed the frog.

The frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes - that whatever you wish for, your husband will get ten times more or better!"

The woman said, "That would be okay."

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis, that women will flock to.

The woman replied, "That will be okay because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for me." So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful woman in the world.

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you." The woman said, "That will be okay because what's mine is his and what's his is mine." So, KAZAM -she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish,

.......And she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them!

Attention Female Readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling better.

Male Readers, please scroll down ....

The man had a Heart Attack 10 times milder!!! 😂

Moral of the Story : Women are dumb so you can very easily mess with them!!!

Originally posted by LarryTheArch
Only a self-centered woman like you would believe that. Did you ever stop to consider that BF (Almsot said barf...) doesn't have time to post here simply because you have begun berrating men again?

Ooooh....

Listen to the widdle wabbit.

*sigh*

LTA, please, I was just saying something random to get the thread going again, you know, something funny? Ish?

I'm not self-centered sweetie, I happen to be very interested in those other than myself. Just not you. Sorry 😐

😱 burn!

Originally posted by Syren
Ooooh....

Listen to the widdle wabbit.

*sigh*

LTA, please, I was just saying something random to get the thread going again, you know, something funny? Ish?

I'm not self-centered sweetie, I happen to be very interested in those other than myself. Just not you. Sorry 😐

😆

sorry...i couldn't help it...

Im starting to regret helping you de-throne lil.

ish

This is what a girls like. 😛

😂

LTA, you know how I feel about you 🙁

But, in this thread, all normal emotions go out of the window.

I Hate All Men And Will Defend The Superior Race (Women) Until I Die.

(Obv only in here)

((When in the Club, different story naughty ))

okay. In my experience, all women, including my mom, deserve to die. Especially my low-life, family leaving, mom 😛 Therefor, I have assigned what she was to all women.

The only thing superior to mena bout women is their bitchiness

Oh hell yes ✅

Brain of the typical women

Hey whats wrong with that? 😛

thats right nothing

Originally posted by Syren
I Hate All Men And Will Defend The Superior Race (Women) Until I Die.

Only a woman would be stupid enough to think men and women are different races...

😂

backfire come here!!!!

Originally posted by Syren
😂

LTA, you know how I feel about you 🙁

But, in this thread, all normal emotions go out of the window.

I Hate All Men And Will Defend The Superior Race (Women) Until I Die.

(Obv only in here)

((When in the Club, different story naughty ))

go burn urself

i didnt mean that 😛