Re: Battle Of The Sexes
Originally posted by Syren
OK, sod King and Queen, I reckon it's about time Venus raged all-out War on Mars.I've got a lot of pent-up frustration to let out, and I know no better (or more enjoyable) punch-bag than the opposite sex.
So, from here on out, I challenge Mars, to give me one good reason why Venus should allow you to keep consuming her oxygen.
good reason?
How about 4?
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Re: Re: Battle Of The Sexes
Originally posted by BackFire
First of all, this is earth. Venus and Mars are other planets far far away that have no life inhabbiting them. But I guess you women are too busy shopping and fighting with other women about some guy you both want to screw too learn any geographical information about the universe.Second, there isn't oxygen on Venus, which is why women are so blatantly wrong and silly all the time. They came from venus but their brains didn't have the oxygen needed while they were there to make coherent, intelegent beings, which is why they are the way they are now.
Third: Pent up frustration huh? We all know what causes that for you women, time to lock yourself up in your house for the next four days so you don't spread your unpleasantness to other people minding their own business. Just get some tampons and watch some crappy romantic comedy starring Meg Ryan while wondering "why can't my life be like that?"
Fourth: For those who get pissed off at what I've said, just remember, she asked for it.
P.S. Women will never win the battle of the sexes for one simple reason: As soon as you start to gain the upper hand there will be a sales at Macy's and you'll run away to save $7.95 on a bra no one will ever see you wear.
🤘 right on BF 😂
Originally posted by speiderman
I am a real man's man. I mean when I was in a relationship I called the shots.
ahh excuse me for a moment...*turns away and bursts into laughter...composes self and turns back around.
My poor fellow, that thinking will not get you far in life. And who in their right mind would want to be with someone who needed to be told what to do? 'I call the shots in the relationship'...Baaahahaha I hope for your sake you meet a cool girl who will tell you where to stick that.
yeah...thats about right...i dont tell her what to do...i make time for her n she makes time for me...but no force in a relationship...thats jus crap...who the hell would wanna be told wut to do on either end (unless ur into the whole dominatrix thing...) but id rather have a trusting n caring relationship than a demanding one.