half of my beerbelly is actually pure muscles 😉
yeah! if you weren't you would end up near the forks and knifes 😄 see! you got a special treatment 😉
cause the recipy says I should add mint, not corn flakes 😖
yeah, used to have one or two hidden messages in my sig in dutch 😉 hmmm, should bump up that danish thread again I think 😄 will it be a standoff or do we have to get even more ugly 😛
well, there's still that guy that sells the drinks you mentioned, I definitly have to lack logic for him 😖
It is??!!?? Is it that hard to drink??!!?? 😖 If beerbellies needs excersize I'm not sure I'll make it ...
But ... would you use me as a ... plate??!!?? 😑
Okay then. I'm not a bartender, I dare say you're the professional here.
Explain to me the word standoff, and I'll provide the answer 😄
Hurry!! Hide between the palms so he can't see you! Then I'll get the drinks ...
oh no, you get the muscles cause you have to keep the belly up 😉 it's really easy, you have to do nothing about it 😄
what??? using the SpoonBearer as plate??? you must be joking! that's spoonphemy! 😱
I wish I was professional 😛 it stops at parties with friends and no pay 🙁
standoff...draw... tie... 1-1 😄
there aren't any stingy things between the palms; right? nothing that can hurt me?
Really? you don't need some sort of belly bra or summat?
Then what exactly am i doing next to the plates??!!?? 😑
You should charge!! You put mint in and everything!! That's very professional!
So you mean - a kind of ugliness competition??
Of course not! At least I don't assume there is ... just keep an eye out for crocodiles, that'd be all I think ...
I don't think that word exists 😖 but it would make some good money I think! quick! you got to make one!
cause I tried to aim to place you next to the microwave but I missed a bit 😖
erm, a mojito is always with mint 😖 I should charge if I put a little umbrella in it 😉
yeah! that sort of competition... but only about the language of course, otherwise I would win hands down 😉
oh, that's ok... I know how to disable crocodiles 😄
I need help! I'm not a very practical person 😕
And what the h... was I supposed to do next to the microwave??!!? 😑
Do that!! Think I've got some ... aha! Here!!
Let's do that!!! 😄 Prepare to loose big time!!
You would?? But I think I saw your picture here .. somewhere ... and that looked very nice ...
Seen too many tv-shows with that barking Aussie, have you? 😄
but you got to make it! you invented it 😱
you had to sit next to the bread, you know .. danish and bread... ok... terrible joke 😖 *hangs head in shame*
ah, you'll get all the drinks, even with umbrellas for free 😄
hehe, I got the dutch on my side, you got vikings, it's ... oh...wait... I see your point 😖 😉
I see you have the advantage over the pic, dare to make it a draw? 😉
no, it's a Bond quote 😛
Maybe we can sell it as an idea? If we wrap it up nicely ...
Oooohh!! Sticky! wet! Someone'd just eat me 😖
Yes, you do! You've understood all that nonsense I've thrown at you! Me, on the other hand, is not all that good at Dutch ... but I'll learn!!
What makes you say that??!!?? I just don't want the sole responsibility for that ... darn ... if I only had a scanner ...
need to take a look at your picture again, you look like such a nice guy (strangely enough) 😄
Yes, I could, but I do try to think as little about James Bond as possible 😛
we? we?? you invented it! you should get all the credit 😄
yeah... me if they're not fast enough 😛 you don't like it next to the plates? 🙁
I took a good guess? I'm sure you can ace it too 😄
you have no idea 😛 yeah, that's the pain with the pc; that scanner, not many have it 😖
that's a bit tricky with me near 😛
But you inspired me! you're my muse!! 😄
Then I'd end up inside your big belly for the rest of my life, and be forced to eat marzipan!! 😖 Theres just not much to do there. Plates can be very silly and hard to have a conversation with ...
Not a good guess. You just understood it, man! I've tried, but it's tricky ...
I'll try and find one ... you definately need to see my dog (it's the same kind as spearhead's!! 😱 )
Warn me before you'll spawn another Bond-quote, then I can close my eyes and pretend the world is a nice place!
yeah, but muses don't get payed 😖 the mastah should be
oh, I'll try and eat some other stuff too ... erm... chicken, lots of it 😄 what plates do you have??? mine never stop chattering! they're dutch though
you're good at it too! you just had to get a bit of practice I guess 😖
oh yeah! would love to see the dog 🙂
ok.. but I have to warn you, those quotes keep dropping out of me and I can't stop them...
I guess most muses didn't really exist ... and you keep citing James Bond, so I'm pretty sure you exist 😑
Hehe! you'd need to eat vedgies as well, or I'd give you a stomach ache 😄 I have my parents old plates, course I never really got around to buy some myself. They keep staring at me, silently complaining about all my mess. Very Danish.
Good you're here, then! And that you speak Dutch!
M'doggy doggy dog 😍
*sighs* guess I'll just have to learn to live with it, then ...
ah, maybe I'm deceiving you into you thinking I'm a muse while I'm actually ... James Bond himself 😱
vedgies? 🙁 but ... chicken! chocolate! ... marzipin 😈
ooh! have you tried yelling at them? say that if they don't stop nagging about the mess you'll throw them on the floor😄
I'm curious about the litlte one 😄
*holds from using a quote* see! I'm learning already!
on second thought ... I'm definitly not James Bond 😖 *tries to de-bond*
is that a promise? *orders tons of marzipan* 😈
but what if you just do it with one plate? to set the example? y'know... "listen or I brake yah, like this one!" it should silence them 😖
you said so, but I still wanna see him 😄
argh, now you're just making it very hard on me with saying that 😛
Get rid of that martini, that'd help 😄
You want to be kicked? 😑
That's just it - they're already silent! if I start breaking them one by one, they won't just stare accusingly at me because of the mess, but because I'm a ... a... a plate-murderer as well 🙁 I don't think I could do it ... ❌
I'll see what I can do ...
Oh ... right ... baaaad yerssot!
it's not A martini! it's a wodka-martini... shaken not stirred even 😉
I doubt you'll kick me, I'll kick back ...somehow 😖
keep it at threatening only than? tell them to stop talkking about the mess and start talking to you in a more social way? that way you won't become a coldblooded plate-murderer 😄
that would be ace 😊 he seems so nice
hey! you're supposed to support me 😛