My dog, of course 😛 But it won't be a very long speech, course i'm a bit shy 😮 I haven't got a dress yet - get the batmobile, we're going shopping! 😱
Give it to us, then, I'm sure Hamlet won't mind.
That poor archenemy, he's going down 😛
Not sure. Maybe I should get some sleep. I love sleeping in trains 😄
Where's that guy we're supposed to meet?
*gets the batmobil ready*
only your dog? no cat or neighbours or ... patients?
ok... why did they make green ketchup? why not purple? 🙁
he's going WAY down... he's going ... DOWNTOWN 😄
you fall asleep in cars, you sleep in trains... is there any vehicle you don't sleep in? 😛
at the station, so it's getting pretty close
*gets inside the batmobile and excitedly starts pushing bottons*
Did they make green ketchup??!!?? 😖
Hopefully we won't meet him till we're done shopping. I hate to be disturbed, this is an art which needs concentration. 😛
No, I can practically sleep in any vehicle. Once I almost fell asleep on my bike and went directly into a trailer loaded with wood. Auch 🙁 Trains are the best, though!
So I'll meet him tomorrow?
you can push all you want, just don't activate the parachute or the wheels get stuck 😖
yeah, heinz made a limited edition once 😄
oh, so if they bug you during shopping, they're gonna get spoon big time huh 😉
I would make a joke about falling asleep on a bike but considering you got hurt and all, it's rather sad 🙁 that's terrible 🙁
yeah! you have to train in the art of the spoon now!
The parach ... the one behind us? 😖
That just doesn't make sense. How did it taste?
Indeed they are! I always bring my big fat spoon to hunt all the over excited sales assistants out of the fitting room.
That's okay. It wasn't bad. I survived 😄 Do tell the joke!
But it's such a nice day! I'll just go outside for a bit. Just for a bit...
oh dear... hang on, we'll crash *francticly starts pushing buttons to find the eject-button*
it tasted like normal ketchup... only it was green 😖
those bastads 😱 harrassing the Spoon Bearer! I'll assign bodyguards to protect you
I forgot the joke 😖 and it would be mean to laugh at you getting hurt 😖
okok, a small break will do,... say... two hours?
oh, ... is that how you spell it? kewl 😄 well, we could try it ... or hit a chesnut tree
more like 5 cents and no sense 😉
that's how we cast our bodyguards: big and full of muscles... the bigger they are, the more bones they brake 😉
You'll find out that I'm also a soft guy 🙁 *hugs* don't fall off a bike again 🙁
but ... but ... training! the archnemesis!
Don't like chesnuts. Let's go for the eject! *hits botton*
But still, you ate it 😛
Sounds good! I'm all for that!
Why so sad? Soft is good!
I'll try to stay on the bike, but I get so easily distracted.
He hasn't destroyed a city for weeks! Maybe he's on holiday too! We could go somewhere nice and warm, all of us! get to know eachother and all before we start spooning!
*quickly hits the "open roof"-button* always check the other buttons first! *holds on to seat* ... oh wait ... that was for the backseat... *pushes other eject-button* geronimoooooooooooooooooou
of course, that's cause I don't make sense 😉
for big bodyguards or for the breaking of bones 😛
hmmm, ever thought of those things they put on horses they have to look forward and can't get distracted? 😛
spooning on holiday? hmmm... never thought it was possible ... or perhaps he is in that nice and warm place and we have to protec them still 😱 to that place it is! *starts marching*
Are there any parachutes attached to these seats??
You are making it way too easy to agree with you now, m'dear 😛
Yes, but they need someone to pull the reins and keep a look out for what happens around them. I can't afford such a person.
So no more cold Russia? But sun and beach and pina colada??? This chosen one thingie is getting better by the minute!!! *happily joins the march*
wow... I erm... actually don't know that one, never had to use it 😖 ... the good thing is ...we'll know soon enough 😄
can't help it, I always want to give people a challenge 😄
that's ok, I'll do it for free... just give the reins and I'll start pulling already 😛
I would go for a mojito, but a pina can always get in too 😄 *uses magical spoon-transport to arrive at the warm and sunny place* where are we exactly?
What??? What's the good thing??? Tell!!
Challenge? 😑 You really are the bringer of complete lack of logic 😛
Oh no, I won't!! Who knows where I'd end 😖
What's in a mojito?? ( I'm a beer and cheap wine drinker, not much sophistication 😮 )
I don't know exctly ... must be a desert island 😱 Completely untouched by humans ( except the guy selling drinks over there). I likey!! 😄
that we'll know if it has parachutes ... if we crash and brake bones, it hasn't 😄
ah, imagine me bringing actualy logic, that would scare the living daylights out of everyone 😉
well, you won't end in the bushes or falling asleep like normal 😛
a mojito is a nice lil drink that tastes like mint, haven't tried it myself yet 😖
a desert island? but I wanted some trees and all 🙁
Well ... that was actual a very logical comment 😄 So now you've scared the living daylights out of some poor souls.
Why do I feel the alternatives aren't all that bright either?
How do you know it tastes like mint, then? Maybe it actually tastes like ... corn flakes!!!
Well, there are trees - look! palms!!!! It's just that it's ... you know ... deserted ...
woops, I hope no old geezers whatched ... they could get a heartattack 😱
hey, the alternative is staying awake and not get hurt, I think that's a good thing 😛
erm, cause I know how to make it and it includes mint ... no corn flakes ... or is that the special danish version? 😛
woops, thought you ment like Sahara-like 😖 it looks great, being the SpoonBearer isn't that bad at all huh 😉
*worriedly looks around for immobile bodies on the floor* Nope, think you made it ...
It would be - in someone else's company!! But if you're the driver I'm rather unsettled about just WHERE I'd be awake and unharmed ....
Then how come you haven't tasted it?? 😑 Oh no!!! we don't ruin good booze by adding strange things - may it be mint or corn flakes 😛)
(speaking of Danish: I heard something about a new Danish - Dutch/ Dutch - Danish dictionary or summat on the radio. The host introduced it by saying that "finally the worlds two most ugly languages, Danish and Dutch, Will be able to understand each other". Gotta love him 😛 😄 )
Neither is it to be the Bringer of Absolute Lack of Logic, right? 😉
I did a quick clean-up of old geezers and threw them out of the window 😄
that bad in trust huh? well, you would most likely end up right up next to the plates in the cupboard, isn't that nice? right there for the food 😉
cause most of the times, I prepare the drinks for people instead of drinking it 😛 I'm not sure, but I think it's ment to have mint 😛
(oh yeah, if you see dutch writing, it's darn bad, ... not sure about danish, haven't seen that one yet 😄)
Oh! a new title! for me? *proud* But now I'm stressing ... I have to keep up the lack of logic 😖
Ooooooh!!!! So strong 😄
You'd use me as a plate??? 😖 But ... but ... I'm the SPOON bearer!
😄 You're not sure??!!?? You just add mint for the hell of it?? Then why not corn flakes ?? 😛
Yeah, I saw something you'd written (and you used to have something in your sig, right?), and I wrote something for you on that Danish thread there once was. So - the two most ugly languages have indeed come face to face 😄
That's okay. You can relax here. Think it's only you an me around so your image is no imediate thread ...