Advice, encouragement, etc, would be appreciated.

can someone actually do a quick summerize? cause that was one loooong post for a saturday night...

damn... saturday! ...damn... night!... ohwell... *gets private bottle of whiskey*

Originally posted by yerssot
*takes out pompoms*
*shakes*
TPS TPS TPS is our man
if he can't do it, no one ... ... can 😕

*doesn't bother to do a split*

Thank you, Yerssot. But, was the skirt necessary? 😆

make sure your breath is squeaky clean.

We both smoke

Originally posted by TheProgramSmith
Thank you, Yerssot. But, was the skirt necessary? 😆

I like you. You are funny. Nice to meet you.

nice to meet you too,

now go get them tony the tiger 😱

😆

That sounds Grrrrrrreat!

I'm a girl, but I still don't know how to react to a guy who has a crush on me. Mainly because a guy has never had a crush on me... but, anyways... don't be nervous, but make sure you pick up on just about everything she does. We girls do the little things that matter.
Just don't get nervous. Be cool. Make her laugh if you can.
Good luck, my friend.

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Are you into EMO?!?! Cos EMO looking boys tend to be hottttttttt drool

No. I am fairly 'relaxed,' and 'casual' dress. I listen to the odd emo. But, well,

hmm

A ha! I am, right now, listening to the Dazed and Confused soundtrack. Highway Star by Deep Purple. Great tune.

Originally posted by drunk_nazgul
Be cool. Make her laugh if you can.

I try and be funny. But, it doesn't always work. Lil B, am I funny?

Originally posted by TheProgramSmith
I try and be funny. But, it doesn't always work. Lil B, am I funny?

Yeah you are. You rock!

More advice: Don't space out. She might ask you a question and you wouldn't be listening... I always get aggravated at boys who do that.

there are certain RULES that one must follow to succesfully survive a girl...

for instance
number one... you can really smell nice enough, say it don't spray it

number two... you can never throw beer over her, it's the sin! it's an extention of number one

and number three, never ever under any circumstances open up with "your place or mine", cause you won't survive

bring rubbers.

No, don't! That would be wrong! What if they somehow got exposed!

I dont think condoms are necessary, considering we are conversing about our feelings for one another for the second time. This time, it isnt on the phone, nor is it going to be a 05:00

that's why you need the rubber 😕

well, what if she grabs you and wants to do you right then and there? better to have them and not need them than need them and not have them.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
well, what if she grabs you and wants to do you right then and there? better to have them and not need them than need them and not have them.

Touchee, salesman.