Advice, encouragement, etc, would be appreciated.

pull out, you must. or a father, you will be.

Make her scream, I will.

Just being there gives you a chance of being a father

Film it and send it to RJ. RJ will love it.

do bring rubbers cause

"at that speed, will you be able to pull out in time??"

Am I expected to hit 5500 RPM or something?

Here a little advice I have learned over the years...Get out of the house when gal's are bleedin

Originally posted by TheProgramSmith
Am I expected to hit 5500 RPM or something?

Originally posted by Gravity Kills
Here a little advice I have learned over the years...Get out of the house when gal's are bleedin

I dont trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesnt die.

But he wants to talk to her, not eff her. Does he? Yet? Man, that would be lame.

watch out for blood stained panties.

I would like to establish a good connection before I establish THE connection. Ya dig?

Then talk away

than don't take a Nokia phone

well, if the oppurtunity arises to bone her, you gonna say no?

he's gonna use the big walking carpet

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
well, if the oppurtunity arises to bone her, you gonna say no?

Obviously not. What guy in their right mind would turn down sex with a girl they are jonesing for?

i gotcha. 😉

good luck

I promise I will post the results here when I get home from work. If I dont, I will face the consequences decided upon by those who have offered their advice to me.