PotC2 chain story(caution:may be random)

Started by XxHannahxX8 pages

then the world blows up and every1 sails off into space, m_g goes mad in the maze of stars so they pitch him over board and climb into their ultro modern space suits. 😱 starnge but true

m_bloom:*stops m_g from falling*mine doesnt fit its to short *gives it to m_G* its 3 ft tall not my size
i think thats mine *takes The other one off m_G*its 5 ft tall 😛 hahahaha
ummmmmm put something on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
M_G:totally naked
everyone:*turn in discust*
tommy the rugrat😛oking machete on the bum
kaz(m_bloom)😮k gets tommy throws him off board
getting sick off him!

(waaaaaaaaaah continue please

shocking

im sorry

lol M_g is still insane so they give him a casket of rum to quiet him down cos he is being annoying and running aroung nacked and scrteaming, "I love the moooooooooonn!!!!!!!!!!!!"

naughty m_g, bad naughty m_g!! tut tut tut....

just then he trips and falls on to apg
Apg:get hi m off me ahhhhhhhhhhhh*screaming very loud*
M_G:i cant because im stuck to u *just relises that kaz (m_b)put super glue on him
APG is screaming and just at that moment.....

Jack storms onto thw ship!! he is in a VERY bad mood!!

Jack: There is a terrible storm coming!!!!

APG:Avarst! all hands on deck! Whinney the main sail and pull up the anchor you scavernous dogs!!

M_g: I can't be bothered cant sum1 else do it!

APG🙁just realizing that they r still stuck together) EWWW!! well u cant have dum it aniway cause were STILL STUCK TOGETHER!!!!!EWWWW!!!!!U R NOT WEARING ANITHING!!!!!!!!!!YUCK YUCK YUCK!!!!

m_g: o yeah and im not insane ani more that has to be a good thing rite?

Jack: watever, i dont realli care jsut get the ship reddi for sail!

Hannah🙁appearing in a puff of smoke, looks round at the mayhem and looks fairly shocked) you do realize that one of your crew is naked and lying ontop of a another crew member arent u?(she says to jack)

Jack: Yeah, doesnt bother me, as long as their WORKING!!!!

the ship was only just ready wen an enormous storm hit it and all the crew were working hard to..

whoops! only just realized that their still in space, well they landed in the sea agen i suppose...

All well.

APG throws M_G off her then brutally murders KAZ;

APG: DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Ghem: Now Now b nice

APG: Grrr

Jack: Shut up & get back 2 work

Just then a giant octopus comes on deck

Octopus: Hello Would u like some coffee!

Jack: Coffee????

M_G: Coffee coffee coffee

Jessie: Whats the mattter with him???

JDG: Nuthin he is just Crazy

Jessie: Oh!!!

Ash: OFF WITH HIS HEAD

APG: Shut up u

Hannah: All of u b quiet and lets have some coffee!

Octopus gives every1 coffee and then...........

Hello??? Where is Jos she don't come no more Whimper Whimper!

some how kaz wakes up from tha dead avast savvy ye wouldnt be killin me would ya *walks up to apgs face* SAVVY!!!!!!!!!!!
Apg:*whimpers in fear and bows down* (lol)
kaz*to octipus*HEY SAVVY
jack:ill be naming him ummmmmmmmmmmmmm shaz cos hes a pain in da bum like Apg(lol)
kaz:thats not very nice
Apg:yeah wat she said
SUDDENLY......................

APG punches Jack in the nose

Jack: What was that 4?

APG: Don't play dumb with me!!

Octopus: Er here have some coffee!!

Every1 has coffee and 4 the next 2 days they all act like coffee addicted prats.

Ghem: This is starting 2 get a bit boring

JDG: Yeah it is

APG: I know lets play pin da tale on the donkey

JDG: We don't have a donkey!

Just then Kaz turns into a donkey!!

Jos: Im going first

Jack: But I wanted 2

Just then............

kaz pins her self on the bum but misses and pokes apgs eye out
kaz😖orry savvy i didnt mean it *wink wink*
Apg😖creaming in pain because her eye is out of its socket
jack:lets play squish apgs eyeball into the floor im first*jumps on apgs eyeball
JUST THEN JACK HAS A...........................

chicken thrown at him

Jack: Hey who did that?

kaz:memememememememe it was apg

APG: What?

-meanwhile-
Jos has colected a stack of chickens and is about 2 drop them ALL on Jack's head

APG: I swear it wasn't me!!!

Jack: Oh..OW!!!

A stack of chickens fall on his head then ..............

EEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKK

kaz:i told u it was apm i told u i told you but u did not believe me
apm:but......but.....but
Jack:no buts u did it i saw u ..........joscail*grabs pistol* get down here now joscail now!!!!!!!
jos:uhhhh ok*goes down to jack* dont hurt me please dont *hides behind non-existent leaf*
kaz:now jack dont do any thing youll regret
jack:*gives joscail.........rum???*
kaz:meh???
apm:*so scared turns into a frog*
kaz:froggy*sticks apm da frog in da microwave* WE ALL KNOW FROGS GO POP IN DA MICROWAVE
meanwhile.........
machete_guy:*stuck to the ground* help
will some one help me
kaz: look at m_g
jack:hahahahaha yeah
evry1:hahahahahahaha
kaz:is any one gonna get him off
apm: noooooo
just then m_g turns into a