Every1 looks at Kaz........
APG: Off With Her head than
Ash: Muahahahhaaaa *chops Kaz's head off*
Jack: Funeral's I love Funerals Drinks all around drunk
Ghem: Waaaaaaaa Hoooooooo Party
JDF: *gets rum out and starts pooring every1 drinks*
APG: *puts music on*
Ash: *puts Cellen Deon's My hear will go on and starts singng 2 it VERY VERY Loudly*
Every1: ...............
Ash: Wat???
Jack: R u feeling alright mate??
Ash: Neva better 😄
MG: Riiiiiiiight
*chops Ash's head off*
-awkwade silence-
Joscail: PARTY
Every1: *continues celebrating*
Just then.........
Meteor: *hits Kaz*
APG: Woot Woot 😱
Jack: 😑.......Another Funeral!
Ghem: Im sick of funerals bored
Joscail: PARTY!!!!
Ghem: Thats more like it 💃
MG: *kicks meteor*
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA 😛
Meteor: *rolls on MG*
APG: He is dead...Meh!!!
JDG: This is boring *sigh*
APG: Yeah...I wanna b cursed!!! 😱
Jack: 😐 Ur all mad!
APG: & ur not???
JacK: No.....wait...No 😛
APG: I disagree
JDG: Same ✅
Jack: Hmph schmoll
Jos: It's time to revive this god forsaken piece-o-shit SHIP!!! GET UP GET UP!!! *Starts kicking everyone, who had been sleeping in random places over the ship. Grabs a LOUD bell & starts ring it.* GET UP ALL OF YE!!
*Everyone jumps up in fright of the sound that wakes them from the hung-ova sleep*
Jack: (In Jos's face) Wat da hell ye do dat fur?!?!?! I was SLEEPING!
Jos: *Whacks him hard with the bell* Because ye'r all lazy MORONS!
FNB(APG): Where'd the pretty bunny go?
FNZ(JDG): It was in yer head u stupid Pirate! *Slaps FNB*
FNB: But it was there, I swe--
*WHACK*
Jos: That's fer being an idiot! It was a dream u IDIOT!
Kaz: Hey, who gave YOU rite to be ordering us about?
Jos: Go back to sleep! *Shoots Kaz with double barrel shot gun* This is my BOOM STICK! If ANYONE should question my authority AGAIN! They'll find themselve kissing with the fishes at the bottom o' Davie Jones' Locker! GOTTIT!?
MG: GOTTIT!
Jessie: *Hits MG on the head* nah we don't! This be Jack's ship! This be the pearl! We ain't taking orders from 'er!
Jos: Jack's ship? The Pearl? While you lot were in yer drunken stupors Jack's ship, The Pearl got attacked by muttant monkeys on pot! The Pearl is GONE! Where u stand now is on the deck of The Prince!
*Everyone looks around. The gleaming ship, The Prince, was magnificent to behold.*
Ghem: Ye mean The PEarl is gone? All gone?
Jos: YA! All gone. Bye bye Pearl! Now if ye don't pull yer wieght around here ye won't get a share o' the treasure, will ye!
Everyone but Jos: Treasure?
Jos: Yes, lots of it. A ship full o' bright jewels, bottles o' Rum & gold was said ta have gone down sometime in da early 60's...all we gotta do is find it!
Jack: & how da fcuk r we meant ta do dat? There's a whole lota bloody sea out dere, & only one ship ta find! Could be ANYWHERE!
Jos: With this *Holds up rolled piece of paper.* It shows the exact route that the Minion was set to take. *She unrolled the map* This is the last dock that the jewel ship laid anchor in. *She pointed to one of the dots on the map* Which means it must be somewhere between that dock & the next, which is about where we are now.
BUT....
everyone but Jos- *looks confused*
FNB/APG- this dont look like a map
FNZ/JDG- it looks like a little kids drawing!
everyone but Jos- *laughs*
Jos- *looks around* where did i put that damn map?!!
ghem- could that be it in your other hand?
jos- *embarrassed* pulls out other map and continues explaning
WHEN......
All of the sudden there is a retching cracking noise.
Jack: *looks over the side of the ship and points down* I think we found it
Jos: *drops the map and runs to the side of the ship to see a mast sticking out of the side of it* ****
random person: *runs out from below deck soaking wet* I think the ships sinking
Jess: *doesnt notice anything is going on* ...early 60's?...theres some good music rite there *starts singing the Beatles Love Me Do...everyone stares at Jess* O wait that didnt happen yet?...I guess theyre still playing at the Cavern then? *everyone is still staring at her* are they in Hamburg then? *cricket cricket*
FNZ: *picks up map* this doesn't look like a map either *holds it up*
FNB: its a hand turkey! see! *holds hand up to the map and sure enough its a tracing of a hand with eyes on the thumb*
Jos: *grabs turkey* dont make fun of my artistic skills!
Jack: *taps Jos* what do we do now? *points to water coming up onto part of the deck*
Just then...
a massive whale with onboard seating comes up to us
jess- uhh are we supposed to ride this thing?
*recording of voice comes on* please pay 5 gold coin admission to board Sir Whale A lot
ghem- but i only have 6....
jos- *takes one gold coin for ghem* there now you have the right amount
ghem- *smiles stupidly*
Jack- LETS BOARD THIS MOTHER!
everyone- *stares at jack with questioning looks on their faces*
FNZ- *jumps on FNBs back and demands a piggy back ride*
MG and kaz- *points at whale*
*everyone else looks around and sees......*
*that the whale is acctualy a giant flamingo*
Jos: Ok how the hell did we mistake a bird for a whale?
Jack: It isn't a whale?
FNB: 😐 *still has FNZ on back* I would say its some sort of possum
FNZ: No its a racoon!!!!
FNB: Racoon's don't live in Australia!!!
FNZ: RACOON that lives in Australia!!!!
Jos: *slaps em both* ITS A FLAMINGO & we aint even in Australia!!
FNB FNZ: Were not?
Ghem: Nah I think were in China!
Kaz: I was made in China 😄
Everyone: Bah?
Kaz: *points at sticker on chest that says "made in china"*
See!!!
MG: Who says we blow off her head!!
Jessie: No way...Do you know how messy scattered brains can get. It'll take foreva to clean up!
FNB: Not a problem, Kaz dont have no brains now don't ye!
Kaz: Brains? 🤪
Flamingo: *looks blankly at everyone then*....Im a whale!
Jos: No your a Flamingo!
Flamingo: 😑
Jos: Goh *shoots flamingo*
Jack: Hey why did you shoot the whale for?
Jos: *hoves gun in Jacks face* Shut it.
FNB: *finnaly colapses under FNZ's weight* OW....hey look a bunny!!!
Just then the bunny turns into......
A clone of Jack
Jos: ****, that's two, It was annoying enough wiv ONE!
FNZ: Jack! Jack *Waves hand infront of CloneJack's face* wooo Jack!?
CJack: Is there a problem here?
Jos: NOOO, we just got a giant frigging flamingo rotting on our deck while the ship slowly SINKS! but NO! NO PROBLEM!
CJAck: Oh, okay, I'll leave then.
Everyone: NO
Jos: That means YES we HAVE a problem ****stick!
CJack: oh, okay, how can I help.
Jack: ****
FNB: wat can ya do?
CJack: anything
Ghem: wow *pokes CJack* wooow *pokes Jack*
Jessie: by anything wat do u mean?
Ghem: wow *pokes CJack* wooow *pokes Jack*
CJack: I mean anything.
Ghem: wow *pokes CJack* wooow *pokes Jack*
*Water gradually gets higher*
Ghem: wow *pokes CJack* wooow *pokes Jack*
Jos: can u fix this ship?
Ghem: wow *pokes CJack* wooow *pokes Jack*
CJack: yes
Ghem: wow *pokes CJack* wooow *pokes Jack*
Jos: Ghem! Would u ****ing quit it!
MG: well, do it, fix the ship.
Ghem: wow *pokes CJack* wooow *pokes Jack*
Jos: QUIT IT!
CJack: ok, I'll fix the ship *Waves hand*
*Waves of water rock the ship, sinking it lower. A gleaming new ship rises out of the water. The lettering on it read "The Minion"*
Ghem: wow *pokes CJack* wooow *pokes Jack*
Jos: *Hits Ghem* whats the go man?
MG: ummm, wrong ship dude!
CJack: *Looking disappointed* oh, really?
Ghem: wow *pokes CJack* wooow *pokes Jack*
Jack: stopit stopit stopit *Slaps Ghem hard*
Ghem: ow! Jack & Jack...Jack & Jack....
Everyone: SHUTUP!
Ghem:...sorry...
Jack: Stuff this *Hops railling onto The Minion*
*Everyone follows*
But....
before everyone cab get off the Prince blew up for unknown reasons causing Cjack, Ghem,FNZ, FNB and Jos to go flying out to sea.
Jessie: They can fly!!
MG: They can fly!
Peter Pan: They can fly!!!
Jack: Who the hell are you?
Peter Pan: Peter Pan!
Jack: Eh?...What the **** are you doing here?
Peter Pan: Escaping from Captain Hook!
Jessie: Ooo He's meant to be relly cool!
Jack: Really now ugh
Peter Pan: He's a codfish!
MG: Bah?
Kaz: Brains? 🤪
~meanwhile~
FNZ: Do you think they are comming for us?
FNB/Shonk: Yup
CJack: I would have to disagree
Ghem: Wow *tries poking CJack but nearly downs*
Jos: I can't belive this....Why of all the people in the world did I have to get lost at sea with you lot?
FNB: I guess your just lucky!
FNZ: Damn I wish i was lucky cry
Jos: Well we can't float here crying all day! Start swimming! NOW! *Swims away towards The Minion*
Ghem: But they are SO far away!
CJack: & getting farther away, by my calculations, they have raised sails & are heading in the opposite direction.
Jos: I can SEE that, which means we should HURRY!
Shonk: Can't CJack just wave his hand & get us there?
*Everyone looks at CJack.....
Who...
waves his hand and makes the sun go dark
Cjack- this cant be good....
Jack- WHEN I FIND YOU CJACK I'M GOING TO HIT YOU SO HARD THAT YOU WILL SEE LIGHT!
ghem- *confused look on face* now that its dark... how will we know which jack is which?
jos- *sighs* what are we gonna do now!?
Cjack-- I'm going skinny dipping!
Everyone-- OH NO YOUR NOT!
FNB-- who just swam by me?
*no one says anything and its silent*
FNB-- OH MY GOD! ITS A...............
FNB-- OH MY GOD! ITS GIANT SEA TURTLES!!!! HELP!!!
Jos: Quit yer screamning!!!!!!
FNB: HELP! HELP! HELP!
FNZ: Shut it!
FNB: HELP! HELP! HELP!
Jos: If u don't shut up the turtle will EAT ye!
FNB: HE-- I'm quiet...
Ghem: what we gonna do?
Jack: CJack got us into this mess, he can get us out!
CJack: (sounding tired) Can't. Low energy. Solar powered.
Jos: Oh great! That's just GREAT! A clone that can turn off it's own friggin power supply!
Ghem: Can't we use the turtle?
FNZ: How we gonna do that?
*By this time everyone had gotten into a group near the turtles*
Jack: With this *holds something up out of water*
Jos: It's dark u idiot, how we ment to see it?!?!
Jack: It's rope *Starts roping up two sea turtles*
FNB: We're in the middle of the ocean in the dark...where'd u get rope?
Jack: human hair, from me own back.
Ghem: that is just slightly wrong.
FNZ: but it works.
Jos: ye ready yet?
Jack: Yep all done, hop on pirates *helps everyone onto the backs of the two giant sea turtles*
FNB: Now what?
Jack: umm, I don't know.
Ghem: kick it *Hits back of turtles shell, the turtles begin to move slowly* Yay, I did it, I actually did it!
FNZ: Umm, didn't we forget CJack?
Jos: No, I roped him to the back, he's floating back there somewhere.
*A few hours later*
Ghem: Can't they go any fast--
*But her words were cut short because...