PotC2 chain story(caution:may be random)

...while still on the other ship...
Jess: *looks over the side and sees practically no ocean* uhmmmm...that shouldnt be doing that should it?
MG: I dunno? I guess it is?
Jess: That means no...****
Kaz:brains?
Jess: you dont have any and saying it wont get you any
Peter Pan: you seem too uptight...
Jess: *stares at him* really?...thanks for that observation I'll write it on a post it and post it to my head...wait that didnt happen yet either...
*cricket cricket*
Kaz:brains?
MG: *hits Kaz*
Jess: stop the violence!...you boy wonder! *pointer to Peter* wheres the pixie?!
Peter Pan: why should I tell you?
Jess: cause if you dont your gonna carry the boat
Kaz: brains? *finger in MGs ear*
Peter Pan: still not a reason for me to tell you
Jess: make it a reason!! *points gun at Peter*
Peter Pan: eep...
Kaz: brains?
~~~~~out at sea~~~~~~~~~~~
CJack: *trying to swim on the sand*
Jack: *trying to make the turtle swim faster* c'mon c'mon c'mon! swim swim!!
Jos: theres no water!
Jack: o
FNB: cant we just walk to the ship?
Jos: no

Meanwhile somewhere ..... else 😊

Random Guy: *sitting on the loo*
Urrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh.........blowup

Back at the Minion!

Jessie: Hurry it up already!!

Peter Pan: ok ok *starts making weird noises*

Kaz:........WTF....I mean...Brains?

MG: *throws Kaz overboard*

Jessie: 82 MG* Why is he making those noises?

Meanwhile in the ocean/snad/whereva

FNB/Shonk: We have officialy stopped moving

FNZ/JnCF: We officialy stopped moving around an hour ago

Shonk: No we officialy stopped moving forward an hour ago...we have now officialy stopped moving all together!!

Jos: MOVE DAMN IT!!! *starts whacking half dead giant sea turtles*

CJacK: Aaaahhhh the ocean has turned into quicksand!!! HEEEEELLLLLPPP!!!

Everyone: Why?

CJack: Cooofhiegeoiughwf *bye bye Clone jack*

Ghem: Thats good news right?

Jos: I would say so!

JnCF: I wouldn't 🙁 Now I only have 1 Johnny to look at

Jack: Who's Johnny?

Shonk: LOOOOSSSSSTTTTT!!!!!!!!

Jos: Wah?

JnC: Ignore her she always says that now 🙄 AnywaAAaaaahhh

*giant sea turtles including pirates get sucked into quicksand/ocean as CJack was ropped to them*

All on giant Sea turtles: Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

& then after being swallowed up by the sand they end up.......

*In this funny cave below the Ocean floor. It is full of bright jewels & chests of gold.*

Jack: WOW!

CJack: Well, I knew the rope would come in handy!

Jos: Handy??!!!! HANDY!?!???!?!!! We're STUCK down here & all you can SAY is the ROPE was HANDY!!! You're a MORON!! I'm sick of you & your SHIT!!!! Now you will be TERMINATED!!!! *Grabs the clones head & pulls it off*

*bits of electrical cord start sparking, & cause some type of powder on the ground to ignite. The spark travels along the ground, then lights up a HUGE bowl in the centre of the ground, reveal even MORE treasure around the edges of the cavern. Everyone stares in wonder.*

Jos: *whispers to self* Damn! Imagine, I could have the Prince re-built a thousand times over!

APG: OMG!

JDG: So much gold!

Ghem: What was that???

Jos: *Looks away from gold reluctantly* What was What?

JDG: OMG! OMG! OMG! IT WAS A ---

APG: BUNNY!!!! 😱

JDG: No a-

APG: Peanut?

JDG: No it was-

APG: O a dancing banna 💃

JDG: NO IT WAS A-

*cave colapses*

Jack: Ouch!

APG: My legs?? 😑 I CANT FEEL MY LEGS!!! Hey wait a minute....Where are they scared

JDG: *walking ova rubble to jewlew ect with 4 legs*

APG: HEY 😠

JDG: What?? I didn't do nothing *starts running*

APG: GRR!!! Hey where's Jos?

Jack: *shrugs*

APG: Oh well!!

*swims by*

APG: *kills fish that is Choosewisley* Mmmm Fish

Jos: *Smiling to self* Fools!!!! Hahaha! *Is sailling away on friends ship with all but a few of the riches that were in the cave.

~Earlier~ THE MINION

Jessie: *To MG* Can you see anything yet?

MG: No....'cept sand, sand & more sand....oh & did i mention sand?

Kaz: God I hate this!!!!!!

Peter Pan: *Still making noises*

---RUMBLING---

MG: What is it?!??!???! *Starts running around while screaming like a little girl*

Kaz: It's a giant Bunny!!!!!!

Jessie: No it isn't you morons! The sea is filling back up!

Peter Pan: *Still making noises*

Kaz: *Too Peter Pan* Would you shutu--

---BANG---

MG: *Standing with shotgun* Annowing creep.

Jessie: *Looks at MG, then at the mess that was Peter Pan* You can clean that up now!

MG: *Points out to sea* Look, what is that!?!?

Kaz: Another ship!

Jessie: It's none that I've seen before.

MG: She's floating low, must have a belly full of loot! Lets get after it!

Kaz: Wait, isn't that Jos on there?

Jessie: *Looks closer* Yea, it is! She should have the others with her too!

MG: Well, lets catch up, if you hadn't noticed she's sailling in the direction AWAY from us, so c'mon!

*The Minion sails on in the direction of the other ship.*

*swims by (as ghost)*
says: hi! did u guys see peter pan??
*sees mg standing wiv shotgun and looks at all the piecies "human"all over the deck* WHAT THE H****

Just then....blowup

APG: OMG the smilie just blew up!!!!

JDG: DOES ANYONE KNOW ..... Wat do they call it...u know that kissing thing?

Everyone: 😐

*The two ships sail off. Of course they will pirate many waters after this, but that's another story, & not as exciting as this one has been. Many will come to fear the freakish nature of the crew of these ships. Though the people will never believe the mad events that surround these pirates they will undoubtably remember them & retell them for years to come, the sound of "Grandpa, grandpa, tell us of the Black Pearl & The Prince, please." from little children all over the world will be heard many nights to come. So we leave you now, hope you enjoyed the randomness that is KMC style PotC.*

FIN

Pirates of the Caribbean: KMC Style

Cast
(In order of appearance)
Elizabeth Swann
Will Turner
Commodore Norrington
Jack da Monkey
Low Ranking officer #1
Low Ranking officer #2
Civilian
Jack Sparrow
Bo'Sun
Nemo
Pirate #1
Pirate #2
Mr Gibbs
Ash
Granny
The Grinch
Angel/Fairy
Headless Horseman's Horse
Donkey the Horse
Marty
Will Turner's mother Mrs Turner
Bootstrap Bill Turner
Luke Skywalker
Pirate #3
The NapiSan guy
Jesse
Free Willy
Little Girl
Captain Kathryn Janeway of the Federation Starship Voyager
Crickets #1
Tuvok
Ensign
The Doctor
Agent Mulder
Agent Scully
Starship Voyager crewman #1
Starship Voyager crewman #2
Kes
MIB Agent #1
MIB Agent #2
Captain Rogue
Captain Malay
Pirate #4
Captain Bish
Captain Toggle
Captain Demage
Captain Leef
Captain Casin
Captain Grute
Captain Joscail "Jos" Barbossa
Captain ArrghPirateGirl "APG"/"FNB"/"Shonk"
Rummy the Monkey
Captain Johnny.d Girl "JDG"/"FNZ"/"JnCF"
Cheeco the Monkey
Captain Ghem
Gilbert the Miniature Baboon
Jessie Sparrow
Captain Machete_Guy "M_G"
Google the Monkey
Captain Asonja_Ruegerka "A_R"
Hermione Granger
Ron Weasley
Harry Potter
Basilisk
Rubeus Hagrid
Voldermort
Cheshire Cat
Octopus #1
Octopus #2
Octopus #3
Octopus #4
Octopus #5
Pikachu
Mrs Bloom
Crickets #2
Merriadoc "Merry" Brandybuck
Perrigrin "Pippin" Took
Samwise "Sam" Gamgee
Frodo Baggins
Van Helsing
Sauron
Bruce
Silver Swan
Severed Hand #1
Severed Hand #2
Severed Hand #3
Severed Hand #4
Severed Hand #5
Severed Hand #6
Severed Hand #7
Werewolf #1
Werewolf #2
Werewolf #3
Werewolf #4
Werewolf #5
Werewolf #6
Werewolf #7
Werewolf #8
Werewolf #9
Werewolf #10
Werewolf #11
Werewolf #12
Tommy
Hannah
Kaz
Shaz the Octopus
Random Person #1
Sir Whale A Lot the Flamingo
Jack Sparrow Clone "CJack"
Peter Pan
Giant Seaturtle #1
Giant Seaturtle #2
Giant Seaturtle #3
Giant Seaturtle #4
Random Person #2
Dancing Banana
Choosewisely the Fish

Writers
(In order of contribution)
PeAcHeSdApIrAtE
ArrghPirateGirl/~Freak-N-Bunny~/¤Freak-N-Lost¤
Joscail
johnnys#1
XxHannahxX
Mrs_bloom/~Freak-N-Fairy~
I’mAPirate
JessieSparrow
choosewisely

Discalimer
concepts Pirates of the Caribbean, Peter Pan, Evil Dead, The Grinch, Little Red Riding Hood, Star Trek: Voyager, MIB, Star Wars, X-Files, Finding Nemo, The Headless Horseman, NapiSan, Shrek, Free Willy, Harry Potter, The Lord of the Rings, Alice in Wonderland, The Wizard of Oz, Poke-Mon, Van Helsing & The Rugrats that have been used or briefly pulled from throughout the writing of the fanfiction do not belong to us, we're just a group of odd fanatics who love a crazy story that we hope you enjoy.

Special Thanks
Thankyou to KMC for having these forums putting up with such an odd group of people & our crazy, twisted ideas.
Thanks to all the writers who helped me make this a random, crazy, enjoyable story.
& finally, thankyou PeAcHeSdApIrAtE for starting this crazy randomness.

Further Information
If you have any questions for any of the writers PM them & I'm sure they'd be willing enough to answer your questions (supposing they are sensible ones).
If you'd like a copy of the story in the for of a Microsoft Word Document please e-mail me at [email protected], you will recieve an un-altered version of the story, colour coded so you know who has written each contribution.

End Note
I hope you've enjoyed this story, as we've enjoyed writing!
Cheers!
~JOS~
PS: All hail the Holy Cheese.

Pirates of the Caribbean: KMC Style

lol....neato an end at last.....send me the story plz!! [email protected]

It should have sent, if you haven't got it within a day or two give me a shout & I'll send it again.

Oooo Gimme Gimme Gimme....We actually finished...bit of a shame O well 😊

I was getting the shits with it & no one had added in a long time & it's good how it is blah blah blah. I will send the word doc tomorrow when I have a bit more time.

Dudeness 😉

you can view it & download it from my website at http://gryphonex.ozdns.biz/Fun_Stuff/potc_KMC_style.htm

Dudness 😱

who's the third Onk in ur sig Shonk?? So you like the fact that I got the story on my website?

It's one of my other friends!!

Yep 😊

coolies.