impersonating the unimpersonable

and plastic shields 😄

no, they want to jump through the sky "doing a superman" ... they're too lazy to bend our spoons!

Plastic shields are the best 😄 And they come in all colors!

Won't that ... hurt? 😑

lets hope they don't melt too soon

bending spoons? no! it's easy!

😂

I meant superman-thing when you're not superman ...

nah, only when you try it on the 14th floor of an apartment 😉

Auch! 😖

it's even worse when you do it on a higher floor 😉

Really??!!?? Wow. Sometimes this world needs a bit of logic 😄

it's even worse if I'm the one who has to bring the logic 😉

Apocalypse!!! 😱

wait till I drive down your street, than it's Carpocalypse 😱

Don't tell me they allowed you to drive!!??!!

they did, some massive bribing was needed, but they accepted 😄

Those people clearly didn't care that much about the continuing existance of life on earth 😛

they're the first on my to hit-list 😖hifty:

You have a .. to hit-list?? 😖
*makes arrangements to silently dissapear from streets*

oh yeah, those that gave me my licence if they're still alife are the first to go
old teachers too... you know ... the usual 😄

Good to hear you've got a purpose with your life 😄

my only problem will be that I can't hit them all 🙁

Can't you brain wash some children to be your private kamikaze army and continue your work arfter your death???