impersonating the unimpersonable

yeah, ...cause I don't want to risk me actually passing them, that would be bad 😖 ...books... erm... The Unifying Force, Spectre of the Past and Tatooine Ghost (😛) ... exams: law, historiography, geography, history of the dark ages, history of Greece & Rome and history of art 🙁

beer! which brand is it??

I'll take your word for it ... for now, till after the chicken

Why??? 😑 You're being illogical again, sweets!
Are they any good? Never heard of them, actually ...
Doesn't sound good. Is that high school?
Me and Clovie are throwing a after exams-party, you're welcome when it's all over!

Carlsberg of course!! 😄

After the chicken there's icecream and muffins, so no room for me!

see! I ace the illogical thing, I should teach people that 😄

well, law isn't bad, ...dark ages either but the rest belongs in hell 🙁
nono, they're definitly not high school, if so I didn't worry about passing 😉
an after exams-party? 😱 with chocolate? 😊

oh, can I get one?? it's gooooooooood 😄

don't count on it, I got a big stomach 😉

You should! Can't stay alive with only that bartender job, which is not really a bartender job.

And they only come out of hell at special occasions to bother you? Typical.
Of course there'll be chocolate!

You I like!! Sure, here you are ...

I'll rub myself in something you don't like!

but a ... job! that's so... working like 😖 I can't do that 😖 it's so... unlazy 🙁

yeah, and this special occasion they deceided to drop in all at the same time 🙁
chocolate! you gotta get me in 😄

thankies! I'll give ya a Palm in return, good belgian beer 😄

oh please don't rub yourself in chocolate; I hate that 😖hifty:

Not at all! finding just the right job is an art! And some jobs demand that you be able to do nothing at all for a longer period of time!

Poor Yerss 🙁 Need garlic and crucifix?

You'll get a backstage pass! 😄

Sounds good! Never tried that one before ....

Chocolate?? Well, maybe ... but these vedgies are pretty good as well ..

I wonder if they need people to test pillows, I would love such a job! 😄 well, you would hate it, but I would love it 😄

and a silver bullet too please 😄

backstage? kewl! who are the VIPs?

from the +300 beers we have ... that one is my fav! you gotta try it out 😄

what vedgies are you thinking of?

No competition, then! 😄 I know they sometimes need people for sleep experiments. Do you have an interesting sleep? 😄

*loads gun with silver bullet* here ya are!

Not quite sure. Whoever looks the parts the most, I guess.

You have 300 beers??? 😑 But .. it's a rather small country, isn't it?

That depends ... what don't you like?

yeah! it interests me so much I want to keep having more and more of it 😊 definitly need to do a sleep-pillow-testing-experiment thingie 😄

teehee! but I'm afraid of the backfire 😖hifty:

looks the parts the most? 😑

yeah, but we got special abbeys and such were they brew quite a few for our devine entertainment 😉 we specialise in it I say 😄

brussels sprouts?

Glad I could be a source of inspiration 😄 I think you'll do good!

God's doing the brewing!!??!! 😑 I'd love to see our sermons! 😄

Looks most like VIPs ✅

Brussels sprouts it is then!

oh yeah! when it comes to pillows, you're the one I follow in the opposite direction 😛 I hope you don't need special training 😖

yeah, the best way to keep our interests is to make us some good beer 😉 well, ... go see your sermons 😖

I'll get me some sunglasses *runs off*

oh no 😖 I'll salt you!

Not at all! I'm a natural! 😄

Actually meant yours. I'm getting tired - this screen's hurting my eyes 😖

Make sure they're black!!

Oh no you don't!

not in the field of pillows I'm afraid 😛

close your eyes and mentally get your typing on here 😄 it should work I think

of course blank, what did you expect? pink? 😛

but what can I do??

Yes, I am. Just moved on to the next level 😄

Hmmmm ... what did I just mentally type? Did you get it?

It being you ... yes 😛

Eat something which is not me!

to the level of disliking it 😛

wow, that's weird... did you just mentally typed you're eating a plastic bottle? 😑

hey, only the hair, I could go for some blue sunglasses 😄

okok... chips? there's no line in that? 😛

Exactly! It take a big amount of practice and selfcontrol 😄

Ehm ... not exactly 😑 I'll try again, with bigger letters ...

Oh god, don't ever let me see you with pink hair and blue glasses!!! 😖

Definately not, course she doesn't like them and stays far away!

I'll just stay on my level of being lazy and sleeping, that goes faster 😄

wow! girl! you're shouting now *covers ears*

but ... it's the fashion! shown in London! you're not down with the flow girl!

she doesn't? 😑 that's ... a shame 🙁

Laxy and sleeping - fast? Illogical illogical 😄

Oh, sorry! I'd better stop this mental thingie 😑

Hopefully not 😖

Not at all, she's quite happy about it 😄

laxy? 😖 but I have to be illogical, can you imagin a world where I'm logic? *scared*

what were you trying to say?

you have no idea what cool is babe *snap snap*

is it a danish thing?

Well, sometimes you do sort of say something logical ....

oh ehm ... hmmm ... just that I'm tired. And hungry. Better go get something to eat. And get some sleep ....

Obviously not 😑 And what a relief 😄

No, actually quite the opposite. It's not very Danish at all .., I make a very poor Dane 🙁

Now I'll go home and sleep. Without my pillow 😛
See ya!