impersonating the unimpersonable

that's cruel 😖 how could you say such things 🙁

Only because I knew you wouldn't do it ... otherwise, I'd kept quiet.
Sorry, didn't mean to sound cruel. *pads your back apologetically*

it's so mean of you 🙁
*signals to little Dan to crawl back into the closet*

But ... but ... I didn't mean it!!
And you're the one who wants to kill everybody!! That's mean as well!

but I speak dutch! I'm per definition evil!

you as danish should be eaten 😛

Not logical, not logical!! Back on duty, I see! 😄

I swear, I'm not tasty!!

a yerssot is never off-duty 😉 where I go, mischief follows 😄

but I like danish 🙁 and I'm hungry ... again

A yerssot??!!?? Is there more of you?? 😖

Don't look at me like that! Get yourself some chocolate or something!

there was a whole series out of me, but they killed them all off, the bounty hunters thought I was a competition to them... they kept me alife cause I amuse them 😖

you think you taste better with chocolate? 😱 *runs off to find some*

That's very sad. Poor yerss *strokes your chin soothingly*
Do they constantly surveil you then??

Nonononono!! chocolate seperate, me seperate, only - eat - chocolate!!

yeah, it's a hard life 🙁 but you can spoon them perhaps 😱
they let me be for now, but my monthly check-up is coming up 🙁

but ... danish 🙁

Any time!! Send me some pics so I know who to hunt and it'll be done!!
They run a check up?? What do they say about your beerbelly??

No danish!

they use masks, so I don't know their real faces 🙁
they say it makes me look funny so they let me have it 😖

but there a finnish isn't eatable!

Oh no. Death eaters!!
They do have a point there 😛

Thought you ate verything??

death eaters? 😑
hey! you're making fun of me 🙁

yeah, but humans ... 😖

You need to read Harry Potter ✅
Oh no!! No! What i meant is ... it's very nice indeed! I've never seen anyone carry a beerbelly with such dignity!!

I'm a human!! And you still wanted to eat me!!

I'm a bit stuck with free time actually... have quite some stuff to do 😖

so, you're not joking? you should get one too, to carry with dignity too

but you're also a danish 😱

What are you up to?

But that's exactly what I'm working on!!

Ohno! I'm a Dane!

erm, I have three books to read and of course this place, ... and failing exams next month too 😉

than you should drink so much more!

I can't eat you? 🙁

Takes such a long time to prepare to fail exams? 😉 What exams? What books? This curiosity ...

I'm working on it! *taps another beer*

No, you can't eat me. I'm not eatable.