OFFTOPIC THREAD - Closed for 24 hours... Pirate Of The Week!

What's happening I'm lost cause I was away for a few days!

weeellllll i got named pirate of the week!!!!!!
YAY YAAAAAAYYYYY AND MACHETE AND ME SWOPED BRAINS..........oh wait?......or is that in pp???......meh *shrugs*.........ah well!!!!!!!!!!!!

Congrats....How'd ye manage it? I'd find out meself, but I can't be bothered reading!

erm dunno!!!
*hands jos a bottle of rum*

*Takes the bottle of Rum & sculls it* Good stuff! *Throws the bottle at somebodies head.*

JDG:*laughs then dose same thing juss 4 the hell of it*

woooow i missed a lot. whats going on?

i dont know..im sick

i'm back on 4 now

Hello...I'm scared, I got told today that at a party about a year ago I got on with this guy in a game of spin-th-bottle...& I don't remember the playing the game let alone getting on with this guy...eek!

shockpukejawdropblowupshockingshocking
.................ok

OMG!!!!!!!!! *throws up as well* Gimme some rumQUICK

JDG:*is now skulling rum down as fast as possible*
Cheeco: *is jumping on josses head while singing a pirates life 4 me*

*to JDG* man...tha' means your cap'n *runs and hides* at least its not apg she'd kill me for threatening to shoot her

i'm captin???....yay

Im first mate couz im the leader of this thread......i think *looks up* Ok i am 😄

Originally posted by JessieSparrow
*to JDG* man...tha' means your cap'n *runs and hides* at least its not apg she'd kill me for threatening to shoot her

Oi... What the bloody hell thats ment 2 mean HMPH!!!!
*grabs Jessies rum and drinks it angrily*
I wont kill ya.......................Yet 😄
*loads pistol*
Muahahahahahahahaha 😆

no no kill the welp

Ok *shoots Whelp* YAY Lets celebrate *grabs rum and sculls*
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE WHELPS DEAD!!

u mean kill machete *drinks rum*