OFFTOPIC THREAD - Closed for 24 hours... Pirate Of The Week!

Started by Bending_Unit103 pages

Yeah✅

Hmmm.... Anyway lets Party!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YAY!!!!!!

*gets drunk in 5 seconds*
Well hello....*talking all slurred* there girly
*talking to M_G or B_U* (wateva we call u now)
So do u wear lipgloss??

U cant prove anything!!!!!!

*gets magic wand that appears out of no where and turns M_G into pinochio*
Do U where lipgloss??

Pinochio: I don't where lipgloss!
*nose groes long*

APG: There be my proof

sry 2 much shrek but anyway there be my proof

LOL! i lov that movie

Yeah me 2 & Prince Charming wears lipgloss just like u

cry

Awww Poor U
*gives pinochio/m_g more lipgloss*

Yay, lol.

And a nice G-string 4 u so u can b just like da pinochio in Shrek

Amen

Hmmm...Now where b the rum??
*gets rum*
Arrgh...Now 2 turn back the lipgloss loving pinochio back into M_G
*turns him into...*
Puss in Boots! OMG How cute
*picks up puss in boots and cuddles him*
Aww U will b my new pet and I will call u puss!

Rummy: Hmph!!

Im ur new pet?

oh lol i thought u said u turned me into puss in boots 😛

I did & U R my new pet
*cuddles Puss in Boots/M_G again*
Cute widdle puddy tat

Oh u did say that, man im confused? yay im a pet!

Yes thats write my cute widdle puddy tat
*cuddles him some more*

Rummy: *very jellous*