OFFTOPIC THREAD - Closed for 24 hours... Pirate Of The Week!

*plots against OA*
this b the final straw!!!! evillaugh

final?

there's much more to come ! * prepares scret weapon *

SECRET wepon?...u don't need 2 prepare it!...in this forum...u can make 'em appear JUST LIKE THIS!!!...

*secret wepon appears*
HA!!! evillaugh

& u can also do this evillaugh

*makes secret wepon appear in my hands 😛*

*walks into thread* i got my comp back!!!! *sees all the secret weapons* ...... uh.oh. *back away into bombshelter (that just appeared) with a little window in it so i can see the show* 😛

😆

*starts plotting on how 2 use my secret weapon with the instruction manual that appeared in my hands*

Oh wat am I saying shock

*brains appear in my head so I now know how 2 use it*

*behind window* that's a change... 😛 *grabs popcorn to ea while wathcing*

*evil plan appears in brain 2*

Oooo yes evillaugh

😑
*dies*

Cooooooooool 😱 I didnt even have 2 do anything 😛

*comes back as a Lockness Dragon&*
evillaugh
*attacks every1* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA

Lockness dragon? 😆

yup.........wait......WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT!!!!!....isn't it Lockness Monster? 😑
ah well...wateva-the-fuk they r then ✅

Yep, monster ✅

Lochness Kelpie

lockness-i-kill-u shock

shocking

RRRRRRAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

Zombi: *marches up 2 the 2 AUZZIE directors that made the movie Saw and murders them PAINFULY*

Mort: (missin' him lol) *jumps on FNB and knocks her out*

Chico: *kills the clown and then burnes it*

Zombi: *happy* 😊

shock

😊 U meany