Teen Titan RPG

* there is a drumroll, then Jinx comes running through the door, does a double backflip, then lands on the couch next to Wondergirl *

"Hi, my name is Jinx, I'm new here, want to be friends?"

* Jinx grabs the remote from Wondergirl, changes the channel to MTV, takes the batteries out of the remote and throws them in the trash *

"Science is boring. Hey, is there any way that we can use the Titan's computer to vote a bazillion times and make sure that the White Stripes' new video gets #1 on TRL tonight?"

*Chibifire wakes up after having apparently passed out from drinking too much bourbon the night before*

"You may enter now, Aquarius, but please bring me some aspirin. I seem to have, ummm, fallen and bumped my head."

::Aquarius tilts his head to the side and blinks loudly.::

"Um..I do not know much about land things...what is it for?"

::He steps inside waiting for an answer.::

*Chibifire is sitting in front of her mirror where she passed out the night before while combing her fifty pounds of hair. She is still dressed in a bathrobe and slippers, since she had become distracted by her hair and had forgotten her original mission of donning attire suitable for flying around in, dangling prepositions be damned*

"I require aspirin in order to cure my headache -- I am afraid that the FAA would fine me heavily were I to fly around in my current state. Did you bring the aspirin as I had asked?"

::He shakes his head no.::

"I dont know what it is..."

*Chibifire's headache is not putting her in a particularly good mood*

"Go talk to Jinxy or Jason or somebody who is not suffering from a splitting headache and also knows their elbow from their ass so that they can teach you where to find an aspirin. Meanwhile, I'm going to go try to sweat out this hang... erm... this bump on my head."

*Chibifire goes to the bathroom, draws a hot bath, and completely immerses herself. The smell of alcohol begins to fill the room as her pores open up*

* Jinx bursts into the bathroom and throws handfulls of beef bullon cubes into Chibi's bath *

"Hey, Aquarium, or whatever your name is, go get me some chopped vegetables so we can make us some hot Tameranian soup!"

* Jinx pulls a variety of herbs and spices from out of her hidden storage compartment and begins to season Chibifire to taste*

~~~~~ K, yall I just started playing this game so I'm gonna just jump in 😉 ~~~~~

::Walks out peering through book and schematic and takes place at table::

* is in room, watching Tv on my own small personal televison*

"Bloody Jinx do you always gotta put that crud on"
::raises the remote realizing the batteries are gone::
:😖teams::
"oh well..."

:: falls asleep on my bed hugging my teddybear close ::

:😖tays up studying the robotic peices as evidence and falls asleep at the table::

~~~ are we aloud to have pets like a house cat?~~~~~

~✅ we are just like normal people, well kinda 😱 😄~

~~~ Okay 😄~~~~~~

:: lays sleeping on my bed until my solid black cat jumps up and lays on may face::

:: starts to cough from the fur filling my lungs::

:: wakes up::
"Ewwww, cat hair"

*Chibifire lets out a surprised yelp and leaps from the bathtub*

"Oh no, now that I am beef flavored, Beast Boy and/or Changeling will never give me what for! I shall first have to soak in tofu, and I hate tofu!"

*Chibifire goes into Miko Mido mode, twisting her 50 lbs of wet hair into a whip and laying a red welt on Jinxy's ass*

* Jinx screams screams and accidentally coughs up two batteries and a piece of corn on the cob, complete with butterpat and toothpick, which fly into the bathtub *

"Nice going, now I'm even more hungry!"

* Jinx jumps on Chibifire's head and starts sucking the beef flavoring out of Chibifires hair folicles*

*As Jinxy sucks the beef from her head, Chibifire drains the bathtub of its beef-and-alcohol tainted water and prepares to refill it*

"I knew you were a good friend, Jinxy. After you suck the beef juice from my hair, then Changeling and/or Beastboy shall once again endeavor to constantly annoy me!"

"Ugh, that was some good beef juice, but I don't feel so good"

* Jinx pauses a moment, then violently coughs up a 12 pound ball of orange hair *

"Sweet! Now I have room for seconds!"

* Jinx begins chewwing on Chibifires hair with renewed gusto *

* hours pass *

* Chewbacca enters the room *

* "Rorrr, warrr roor wurrrrr raar rooor wooooooor!" *