Teen Titan RPG

Started by Chibifire196 pages

"What's that, Chewbacca? Your ewok friend Nub-Nub has been kidnapped? Jinkies, that sounds like a clue! We'd better go look for him! Where was the last place you saw him?"

* "Warrrr roar rawww warrr!" *

"What you say Chewbacca? Nub-Nub was captured by Nub-Nub-Nub and they are both inside the tower?"

* Chewbacca gives Jinx a blank stare *

"Well then what are we standing around here for!"

* Jinx grabs Chibifire and Chewbacca by the short-and-curlies and drags them out into the hallway *

:: Amanda pushes the cat off her face ::
" oreo you really need to stop trying to sufficate me"
:: laughs at own joke while strokeing my cat::

*Chibifire attempts to extricate herself from Jinx's grasp, but finds that Jinx's grip is far too solid -- Chibifire simply has far too much hair for Jinx to latch onto*

"Perhaps a trip to the beauty parlor would not be amiss... After all, if I ever wear my old school Teen Titans outfit then it would behoove me to first have a bikini wax..."

* "Roar warrr rarrr!" *

"Get your mind out of the gutter, Chewbacca!"

* Jinx drags Chibifire and a clump of curly brown fur into Amanda's room *

* Jinx looks down at her "empty" hand *

"Dammit, chewbacca must have chewed his his own hair off to get free. I guess the mystery of Nub-Nub and Nub-Nub-Nub will never be solved."

* Jinx frowns *

* Jinx throws the handful of fur onto Amanda's bed, wipes her hand on her pillows, and hisses at Oreo the cat*

"Hi, my name is Jinx, want to be friends?"

:: Amanda looks confused but smiles::
" Hi....I just joined the TT...who is Chewbacca?"

"Chewbacca is a furry gentleman who is approximately the same height as Darth Vader. In fact, it is interesting to note that the gentleman playing Darth Vader was originally offered the part of Chewbacca, but declined when informed that he would have to wear a mask. Of course, the joke was on him, for they then changed the Darth Vader character so that he too would wear a mask and would be voiced by James Earl Jones. Even when Vader's mask was removed in The Return of the Jedi, they did not use the actor who had been inside of the Vader suit in all of the previous films."

*Chibifire resumes the lengthy process of brushing her hair, now that Jinx has tousled it*

"um....I still confused, but okay 🙂 "
:: smiles::

"On the subject of Chewbacca, did you notice that it seemed as though Chewbacca could understand everyone, but only Han Solo could understand Chewbacca? Well, it turns out that Wookies, though just as intellegent as most other races, have very poorly developed vocal chords. Most scholars blame that fact on inbreeding with bantaas and ewoks"

* Jinx does a backflip onto Amanda bed, and passes out instantly *

"Speaking of poorly developed vocal chords, I wonder what Jericho is up to. He can take over my mind any time he wants to! And that's not a sexual innuendo -- I just don't have any defenses against his mind control abilities."

* Jinx regains conciousness *

"Wait, wasn't that Jericho guy the guy who wouldn't stop crying so I pulled his brain out through his urethra? Man, what a whimp he was"

"He was kind of cool when he turned evil, because then at least he stopped crying, but then Slade had to be a party-pooper and cut his heart out. Then Slade started crying! It's like it's some kind of contagious disease or something."

*Chibifire begins to lick Amanda's cat*

"This Chinese cuisine has not been properly cooked. I shall have to lightly roast it with my starbolts, once I get a roasting spit. Jinx, do you know where I might acquire one?"

:: smiles::
" ahh, your not gonna cook my cat are you?"

*Chibifire gives Amanda a quizzical look*

"Well, you don't expect me to eat it raw, do you? That's a good way to catch botulism. And besides, they taste better after they've been spitted and roasted."

* Jinx removes a bottle of BBQ sauce from her storage compartment and begins chasing the cat around the room, squirting it *

"No no no, you're not supposed to apply the sauce until you've removed the fur. Now where'd I put that straight-razor?"

*Chibifire begins to search her clothing for her lucky straight-razor, until she realizes that she never got dressed after jumping out of the beef-bath*

"Oh well, maybe I can just burn its hair off."

:: Amanda looked paniced::
" YOU CANT EAT MY CAT!!!"
:: Amanda then used her ice power to create ice across the floor causeing anyone to walk onto to slide::
:: Amanda went and got her cat and hugged it tight::
"are you all right oreo"
:: Amanda then took her cat and locked it the cage so oreo could not be ate::

* Jinx falls on the ice and hits her head on the floor extremly hard *

* Clear liquid leaks out of Jinx's ears *

* Chibifire is aghast *

"Amanda, you have wounded poor Jinxy! You're no Teen Titan, you must be secretly working for Cinderblock!"

* Chibifire cradles Jinx in her arms and weeps *

"I WILL AVENGE YOU, JINX!"

::Wakes up from the commotion and looks around confused still at the table::
"Whats happening?"