Teen Titan RPG

* Jinx walks into the room, holding a remote control *

"Haha, I fooled you! That was a doll my mom gave me as a kid, don't mind that whole ear liquid discharge, that's just a side effect of its external combustion engine. "

* the jinx bot's stomach sweels to an enourmous size then makes a huge farting noise *

* the room fills with non-toxic fumes *

* Chibifire, at first overcome with joy to see that Jinx is alive and well, quickly covers her nose *

"Why is your stomach so swollen and your discharges so stinky, Jinxy? Are you pregnant with baby e. coli?"

* Jinx falls down on the ice and accidentally hits the self destruct button for her robot. The room is instantly covered with a sticky pink paste *

"Consarn it! THats the 7th robot i've blownup this week. Ewww, and why does it smell like beef?"

"Oh glorious! Now that the beef soup has been fully cooked, we no longer need to roast Amanda's Chinese cuisine!"

* Chibifire suddenly realizes that she is stuck to the icy floor *

"Ummm... does anybody have a hair dryer?*

* Realizing that Chibifire is stuck to the floor, Jinx realizes that this is the perfect time to ransack Chibifire's room *

"haha, this is the perfect time to ransack Chibifire's room"

* Jinx ransacks Chibifire's room, taken extra time to admire her "frilly things" *

"ooh, these are so revealing, I wonder who she was going to desplay her good to so willingly?"

* Chibifire melts the ice from the floor, accidentally singing some of her hair in the process *

"Oh well, at least now I can strike the bikini wax from my 'to-do' list..."

* Jinx steals all of Chibifires underwear, soaks them in water, and shoves them into the Titan's freezer next to the hot pockets *

* Jinx cartwheels over to the data computer and begins to analyize blue prints of the 4th City Bank of Gotham *

* Thoroughly dischevelled yet nicely trimmed, Chibifire returns to her room and finds that her frilly things have been ransacked *

"Damn that Beast Boy / Changeling, when will he ever learn? If he wants to borrow a thong for 'fun-time with Cyborg,' then why doesn't he just ask?"

* after a cursory glance, Jinx notices over 279 previously unnoticed security flaws in the banks design *

"Wow, the money in that bank isn't safe at all. I had better go steal all of it to teach them how unsafe it is, for justice"

* Jinx begins packing her bags for the trip to Gotham City *

* Chibifire enters Jinx's room in search of clothing *

"Jinxy, are you here? Hello? I wish to borrow some undergarments so that I may fly about the city without fear of rampant voyeurism. Beast Boy aka Changeling has raided my room again."

* There is no response from Jinx, since she is not in the room *

"Oh well, surely Jinxy will not mind my borrowing some of her frilly things..."

* Chibifire searches Jinx's underwear drawer, but finds nothing but granny panties *

"Oh dear, I fear that these would provide too much wind resistance, and they would also make my buttocks look like those of a 70-year-old diabetic. No wonder Jinxy has so much trouble getting a date."

* Chibifire uses her laser vision to cut a pair of Jinx's granny panties into a flosslike garment, and dons her new slightly-burnt undergarment. She then examines herself in Jinx's mirror *

"Ah yes, these undergarments should provide minimal wind resistance. Now I can resume the search for Nub-Nub or the search for the villain or whatever."

:: Amanda cleans the left over ice away with her fire power she then lets her cat lose::

"sorry about that oreo,...I promise it shall never happen again"

:: Amanda kisses her cat on the head and then places her on the bed. Amanda then leaves he room locking the door so there will be no inturders.::

:: Amanda makes her way down the hall and into the main room were she sits on the couch and opens a book up on advanced Chem::

:: Drowsly looks up and rubs eyes::
"What happened Amanda?"
"The rambunctious wing of are group causing trouble?"

:: puts book down and looks at Jason::

" they tried to eat my cat"

"they've tried to eat eachother before and nearly set the living room on fire"
::wipes sleep out of his eyes::
"as long as they don't get into the armory we're ok"
::laughs and shudders at the thought::

" They almost set the living room on fire?!?!!?!?!"
" maybe we should get a chamber to lock them in"
:: lays book aside::
" you know a warm wash cloth will help remove the sleepy from your eyes"

"you want me to get ya one?"

::nods head and raises hand setting a cloth in your hand and yawns::
"if you don't mind"

:: smiles and goes to the bathroom to wet the washcloth::

:: comes back handing Jason the washcloth::

"there ya go, that should help" 🙂

:😖miles wide::
"thanks"
::wipes eyes while flipping pages in books::

" when your done I can take it back to the bathroom 🙂 "
"by the way what are you reading?"

Frost walks in, after he was nowhere to be seen