You might be a redneck if you have ever been asked to leave a yardsale
What do you call 88 rednecks in an orgy?
A family reunion.
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he wants to hear a Redneck joke. The bartender replies, "Well, I'm a Redneck and those three large gentlemen over at that table are too. So do you still want to tell your Redneck joke?" The man replies, "Nevermind, I don't want to explain it four times."
You know you're a redneck if your dog farts and you take the credit.
Q: What has 132 legs and 8 teeth?
A: The front row of a Garth Brooks concert!
Q: What do you call 32 Rednecks in one room?
A: A full set of teeth.
Q: What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonalds on Friday night in Iowa?
A: Prom.
A new law recently passed in Arkansas.
When a couple is divorced, they can still legally be brother and sister.
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I like these comics
A man flew to Florida and checked into a motel to await his wife who would be meeting him the next day after a business trip. At the motel he decided to send his wife an e-mail from his lap-top computer. While entering her address he typed one letter wrong and his note was directed, instead, to an elderly preacher's wife whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the message, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint. Her family heard the noise and rushed into the room to find her on the floor and this note on the screen:
Dearest Wife, Just got checked in. Everything is prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Signed,
Your eternally loving husband.
P.S. Sure is hot down here!
a man walks into a library and asks the librarian where are the books on suicide and she tells him to go to the back and there on the top shelf so the man goes to the back then a few minutes he returns back to the librarian and says there are no books and the librarian replys yea the bastards neva bring them back