Post some jokes!

Started by Stormy Day16 pages

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what do u call a redneck with a sheep under each arm?

a pimp pimp

ha 😐

some great jokes...here

how did the blonde burn her ear?

she was ironing and the phone rang

do you have one?

I have another one.
Dude:what do you want to hear God say when you reach the pearly gates?
Dude#2:yeah you're in the right place.

lol......
two blondes walk into a building
im sure one of them would of seen it ...

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back

what do you call an aboriginal wit dandruff?

a lamington

What do u call a aboriginal driving a ferrai?

a bloody good theif

😂

two blondes werewalking along the road and one of them looked in her makeup mirror and said "whos that???"
the other blonde looked in the mirror and replied "man your stupid thats me!"

y do they have clear bins?

so abboriginals can window shop.