Post some jokes!

Originally posted by Myth
Hey Stormy Day...

[B]YOUR MOM!!!!! on Mother's Day

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was that an insult?

Yo Momma so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!!!

A blonde walks into Best Buy looking for a television. The salesman walks up to her and tells her that the store does not serve blondes. The next day the blonde walks back into Best Buy with a red wig and asks if she could buy the television, but the salesman says to her again, "We don't serve blondes." Disappointed, the blonde takes off her wig and asks the salesman how he knew she was a blonde. The salesman replies, "Because this is a microwave."

Yo mama is so dumb, when her radio batteries were dead, she buried them.

Yo mamas so poor she had to put a milkshake on layaway

man walks into a bar ouch bom bom cha

Another man walks into a bar ouch - should a seen it commin.

So this guy walk into a bar right...and he says ouch!

The Jokes you are about to read are eztremely rude:Reader Descretion is advised

The jokes are all done in fun and are not to be taken seriously

MOD JOKES!

"Blood,Guts,Bad Acting I love em al"l-Backfire after seeing tmc

"TOPIC PPL!"-Kes on a badhair day

"It was just so bad *sobs*"-Kes after walking out of the new Angelina Jolie Flick

"Yes,the meister is big like something else I know"-Raz in denial

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I go to KMC to party on a friday night-KMC Computer Nerd

Be careful if you look to close to screen you might see your reflection!

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THE PIC WAS AN ACCIDENT SORRY 🙁

🤣 -there were 3 guys in the desert a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, they all could bring 1 thing and the white guy broght a bottole of water, the Mexican brought a package of lunch meat and the black guy brought a car door. The white guy asked the Mexican why did you bring a package of lunch meat he said if i get hungry i can eat it the Mexican asked the white guy why he brought a bottle of water and he said if i need a drink i can have a drink of water. They both go and ask the black guy why did you bring a car door and he said if i get hot i can roll down the window!

lol

OK a joke about a certain 'Michael Owen' who plays footy for the Red-shite (Liverpool)

The shite's welsh striker is on a big night out with Robbie Williams and Kylie, they all get pissed.
On the way out of the nightclub Kylie trips and falls, her head gets stuck between some railings. Robbie decides it's too good an oppourtunity to miss and lifts the Aussie songbirds mini skirt and takes advantage of the best rear in pop.
After finishing, he turns to the 'penalty king' and says "Your turn Michael."
At this point he notices Owen crying his eyes out, "What's wrong Michael ?" asks Robbie.
The blubbing Owen replies "I'll never fit my head through those railings!!!!!!!!"

What do you get if you see a Liverpool fan buried up to his neck in sand?
More sand

The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in.
Snow White runs to the entrance and yells down to them. In the distance
a voice shouts out "Liverpool are good enough to win the League."
Snow White says "Well at least Dopey's alive!"

🙂 lol

One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister."
Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."

lol!
funny!

What does J.Lo and a doorknobs have in common?
Everyone gets a turn.

Originally posted by leatherface12
One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister."
Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."

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lol