Post some jokes!

Started by leatherface1216 pages

lol Ive hear that one before. 😛
A blonde and a both jump off a cliff at the same time. Which one will hit the bottom first?
The brunette, because the blonde has to ask for directions.

lol!
what do you call a blonde with moe than one brain cell?
gifted

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?
She heard the drinks where on the house.

lol!
i'm fresh out 4 now!

There were five blondes and one brunette holding onto a rope off the edge of a cliff.
But their rope could only bear the weight of of five people.

The brunette said, "Save yourselves. I'll let go."

Impressed by her sacrifice, all of the blondes clapped...

lol!
and all the blonds die!

lol Yep 😛

A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces. She responded, ''Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces.''

lol!
it's the same thing as 12 pieces!

lol
What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

funny!
g2g!
talk 2 you tomarrow!

Ok c ya tomorrow.

bye!
*hugs and kisses*

lol Bye * hugs and kisses *

rite this on a public toilet wall its halarious:
some people come here to sit and think, i come here to fart and stink 😆

Our neighbor had a circular driveway...

..they can't get out.

😎

as you watch your toilet paper drown
pleez remember to put the seat down 😠

Those are all freaking hilarious guys!!!!

19 things to do in a bathroom stall

1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor,"May I borrow a highlighter?"

2 Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."

3 Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise

4 Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

5 Drop a marble and say, "Oh shoot!! My glass eye!!"

6 Say "Darn, this water is cold."

7 Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh. Sigh relaxingly.

8 Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9 Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."

10 Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling,"Whoa! Easy boy !!"

11 Say," Interesting....more sinkers than floaters"

12 Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?"

13 Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!

14 Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"

15 Say, "Darn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"

16 Play a well known drum cadence over and oven again on your butt cheeks

17 Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down you "Cross-Dressers Anonymous"newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.

18 Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"

19 Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free"

what do you get when you cross bill clinton and president bush?

A PIMP WITH A SPEECH IMPEDIMENT.