Post some jokes!

What do Brittany Spears and PEPSI have in common?
They both have plastic juggs.

lol!
man, u r funny!

Originally posted by leatherface12
What do Brittany Spears and PEPSI have in common?
They both have plastic juggs.

😆 😆 😆 😆

Originally posted by Yuna33
lol!
man, u r funny!

Its a talent. 😛

A Redheaded mom walks into her daughter's room, finds a beer bottle and says, "I never knew my daughter drank!"
A Brunette walks into her daughter's room, finds a pack of cigarettes and says, "I never knew my daughter smoked!"

A Blond mom walks into her daughter's room and finds a condom.

She says, "I never knew my daughter had a penis!"

u r funny!
my jokes suck-on-ice!
like:
what do you call a blond with more than one brain cell?
a golden retriver

lol

One day 2 blondes walked into a tanning salon. One blonde said, " A tan for 2 please!"
The cashier said, " Ok," filled out a form for them and asked, "are you two sisters?"

They chuckled and replied, " No, we aren't even Catholic."

it's funny!?
holy sh!t!
no way!

Originally posted by Yuna33
it's funny!?
holy sh!t!
no way!

Not really. 😛

Why cant blondes make ice cubes?
Because they dont have the recipie!

okay.....
lets try another.
there are three girls stranded on a boat in the middle
of the ocean.
a red head, a blond and a brunet.
then all of a sudden there was a leak.
they scramble to try and find something to plug-up
the hole. the blond finds a lamp and rubs it.
then a genie comes out and said 4 freeing him, they each get 1
wish. the red head wishes she was with her family in america.
so poof!, she's gone. the brunet wishes she was back home and
poof!, she's gone. now the blond is the only one left and she says,
"i wish all my friends were here with me!"

A blonde get's in her car and notices her steering wheel, dashboard, and windshield is missing. She calls the police and reports a theft. When the police officer comes, he looks at the blonde who is crying and and says, "Ma'am...you're sitting in the backseat..."

Originally posted by Yuna33
okay.....
lets try another.
there are three girls stranded on a boat in the middle
of the ocean.
a red head, a blond and a brunet.
then all of a sudden there was a leak.
they scramble to try and find something to plug-up
the hole. the blond finds a lamp and rubs it.
then a genie comes out and said 4 freeing him, they each get 1
wish. the red head wishes she was with her family in america.
so poof!, she's gone. the brunet wishes she was back home and
poof!, she's gone. now the blond is the only one left and she says,
"i wish all my friends were here with me!"

lol

do you think it's funny or are you just lying?🙁

It was funny. 🙂

''Have you heard my knock-knock joke?'' asked the blonde.
''No,'' said the brunette.

''Okay,'' said the blonde, ''you start.''

lol!
this isn't supposed to be funny,but i saw this on a website.
things to do at a drive though:
1)when you pull up, and they ask to take your order,
you say, "no just window shoping"and drive off.
2)go to mc donalds and order in a diffrent language
3)order, then when they go to take your money, drive off really fast.

lol
Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it?
A blonde tried to shoot herself!

a blond walks i n a store and says"i want 2 buy that tv there."
the sales man says"sorry i don't sell to blonds"
well the blond walked out of the store and thought since he won't sell to blonds, ill get a wig.
she gets a red wig and goes back into the store and asks again,
"i want 2 buy that tv there"
the sales person says"sorry, i dont sell to blonds"
well now the blond gets a brown wig and asks again,
"i want 2 buy that tv there"
the sales man says"sorry i don't sell to blonds"
the blond says"why wont you sell me the tv when im not blond?"
the sales man says"because thats not a tv thats a microwave."