A Wacky Story, by KMC

Suddenly all the bananas team up and make a wall around the group and send in Salty Pickles to start raining from the sky on everybody...

and every1 EEKS 😱 and run to the supermarlet that sells everything apart from rain coats and rat poison

Jonny remembered something his grandmother had once told him. Something about how to repel evil... He stuck his hand up in the air towards the pickles, his two middle fingers folded down and held in place with his thumb. The bananas, who were busy dancing, were very confused by this. "What? Rock on?", they shouted. So, one of them got out its cell phone and dialed a number.

"Hello? Is this Gene Simmons? Can you come and play a concert for us?"

Then Gene Simmons and Kiss materialized in front of everybody, as if they had been "beamed down" like in Star Trek. They started playing some music. It was so bad that Jonny put up his evil-repeling symbol again, which confused the band, who thought Jonny wanted them to play louder. They did, which made Jonny fall on his knees saying something about "those voices".

Suddenly Barney appeared out of nowhere and started singing "I love you, You love me" He Hypnotised everyone to sing with the band and dance like the bananas!

...until a man in an eskimo suit threw a javelin straight through Barney's chest. The force of the throw lifted Barney off his feet and impaled him to the wall, where he died in extreme pain.

Then Big foot materialized next to the impaled Barney and started doing the hokey pokey, drawing everyone else to dance as well while he laughed evily and grew as big as a building for some reason....

Harry Potter swooped down on his broomstick and did the balloon trick to Bigfoot, who floated up in the air and grabbed the top of the Empire State building to try to avoid floating away.

Then Paddy grabbed out her trusty, yet hardly ever used, bow and arrows, and shot at the balloon big foot, popping him. He flew around swiftly as he deflated.

and then landed on Harry Potter instantly crushing him 2 death causing Voldemort 2 laugh insanley and take ova the world

Until the nuke landed on him. Poor guy, he didn't stand a chance ❌

Now, of course, since a nuke went off, a great part of the surrounding area had been destroyed. So those who hadn't been killed moved on to terrorize a new city...

which had been partially destroyed by a paranoid dinoasur.

That's when Vampy came in and poured vodka for everyone 😱

Then Pyro came out of nowhere and set the vodka on fire 😱 and everybody burned 😊

All of a sudden, a speeder pulled up. Everyone that was still alive gasped, for it was...

Joe wearing a pink dress, riding a pony!

He jumped off it, took out a laser gun and shot the drunken dragon who...

Got very pissed off and proceeded to eat the laser gun.

The next thing they knew, there was a giant whale...

Playing the trumpet, who squashed them while strolling down the street.

'Wow, that was whacky' Said Michael Jackson, the only one who survived.

But then

Yoda and a blue dog named Hickery Hickery Doc crashed landed their space ship right on top of Micheal Jacksons head.
"oops", cried hickery Hickery Doc but as he did.......

George Bush yelled

'OMIGOSH!!!! THEY KILLED MIKEY! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!' pulled out a bazooka and destroyed The blue dog.

'Obi-Wan taught you well' admitted Yoda, turned on his bright, baby blue lightsaber and jumped in front of Bush.

'IFHG TME LIKE A MAN YOU WUSSY!' he yelled, but unfortunately

a rather large sack of potatoes landed on bush causing much confusion to the world of rottin bodies.

Random Rottin Body #1: 😑

Random Rottin Body #21: 😑

Random Rottin Body #7458384: 😑

"Um...Wats with all the rotten bodies?" asked the half dead smelly sock with frizzy orange hair.

Just then......

all our living/dead/whatever heroes heard a loud BOOM

the earth suddenly exploded in a huge, nuclear mushroom sent them faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar faaaaaaar into space, where they met Jason X and the black-guy-in-red-weird-costume floating around and fighting.