A Wacky Story, by KMC

Little did Blake suspect, the two mellophone players had drugged the mouthpiece of his almighty trumpet... with cocaine!

And Blake was suddenly in Heaven.

Until Yoda, thinking the trumpet was Chinese food, ate it.

And Almighty Binky said "&^#(*&$#(!"
And Yoda pulled out his lightsaber.

Binkage grabbed a can of Yoda-be-gone and aimed it at him. But Yoda just smiled and tossed him a skin colored lightsaber.

And Binky masturbated. 😘

lol...

Then Yoda, disgusted, raised his lightsaber high and...

... ran away to find his mommy.

......BUT HIS MOMMY WAS DEAD!!!!

So he came back to get high with Binkage.

Then Yoda started rapping
"Oh shit, Yoda on the scene, 900 year old fiend, smokin Dagobah green.

Then Bink said "Death Weapon" and started to masturbate... but King Arthur and his knights came to get high too. "Windsocks, unite!"

...and everyone got drunk!

Then the two mellophone players came back with pieces of stupid little kids stuck in their horns and said "Windsocks, unite!"

And they all shared a pope-sicle.

And then they played Echo Lake the next day at practice.

And then Mug passed out because Tasha was playing it right...

and we all got high!

Then suddenly there was a bright flash of light from a nearbye toilet that just appeared out of knowhere. If that wasn't weird enough out of the flash of light came a million little gren.......fleas