A Wacky Story, by KMC

& then Freedy appears and jason started fighting him like in Freedy vs Jason.

Every dead/alive/mutated/wateva people cheer and started bettin on who would win.

But then the dude in the red siut killed them both causing every1/thing to go on an angry rampage

but then, the black guy starts screaming like a little girl cuz he broke his toenail...

and joda eats chinese food

So every1 else starts chasin yoda 4 the chinese food scresming
MIXICAN FOOD YUM YUM YUM

And they steal the chinese food from poor Yoda who gets pissed and kills them all with an old shoe

& so Yoda is left with his Chinease food but it turns out it was poisones & he dies as well

and then Harry Potter shows up and screams"I AM GOING TO KILL BILL!!what?wrong movie?oops....."snd then he goes"I mean....I AM GOING TO DEFEAT VOLDEMORT!!"but then he spies the chinese food and takes a bite but dies cu it's poisened........and then Draco Malfoy walks in and goes"YAY!!"and then Yoda comes back to life and sings"LALALALA.LALALALA ELMO"S WORLD!!"

😆

but then yoda stops, glances at malfoy and says

'you wtf doing here are, loser?' (yoda talking... i ahte it) takes out his litesaber and slashes him to death droolio

and then dresses up in a tutu and takes a donkey ride to the circus

& then Donkey appears & starts his non stop talking

" blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blahblah blah blah blahblah blah blah blahblah blah blah blahblah blah blah blahblah blah blah blahblah blah blah blahblah blah blah blahblah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah"

But a meteor appears and crashes right in2 him

Yoda: Thank god

Donkey: UUURGH

Yoda screams

"Its still alive", and he jumps out a nearby window

Yoda landed atop R2-D2, crushing his flimsy outer casing instantly, like eggs under a soviet whaling vessel. As the last seconds of our cylindrical friend's electric life ebbed away, he reflected on the good times, but then realised that there weren't any. He swore loudly and vehemently, then died.

Yoda giggled like a schoolgirl, realizing he was on top of R2-D2, and it was a strange position. Then he realized that the poor robot must have passed out.
"Poor guy," Yoda said. "Ahem, I mean, a poor thing is it that he have to... uh... Sad is it that he who... CRAP! I've confused myself! I mean, myself I've confused!"
Yoda passed out of consciousness beside R2-D2's dead "body".

Along came a spider....and Yoda woke up....Yoda screamed like a schoolgirl (so he must be a schoolgirl)....The spider bit him and he died from the poison....Then Britney Spears came and sang a song to the spider who died because SHE CAN'T SING......but first the spider bit her because it thinks she is slutty..........and she died.........BYE BRITNEY ****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And everybody died.

In another part of the world, drunk_nazgul was giving Blake Morrison a manicure while Q put his makeup on him.

All of a sudden, Blake died of nail poisoning

(holy shit this thing's still around? 😆 )

They didn't realize that the nail polish was made of hydrochloric acid, and was being distributed as part of an evil scheme for world domination by...

...Blake himself!
So he got suspended from school, once again. He trudged home in his death-walk... because he is dead... to create an evil plan.

And so, Shaun of the Dead came up to him with a Cricket Racket and commeced to beating his head in.

Blake yelled, "I will cut you, *****! Say somethin', hoe!*
And he drew his almighty trumpet in a battle charge.