Anikans last words

Started by TheRealistKilla6 pages

obi. kicks anakin off the ledge

anakin hangs on ledge with 1 hand.

obi1 give me your hand anakin.

anakin slips and falls into lava pool.

obi wan picks up annies saber and looks down .

anakins body in the lava and head on a rock.

anakin yells see you in 30 years when i kill you.

Originally posted by cornponious
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corn


what now

**Anakin falls.....

obi1:****, that bastard owes me 10 bucks!

Originally posted by barakuchi
what now

I just didn't understand what you typed, that's all.

corn

Anakin's last words will most likely be some fom of screaming (his is burning in lava....

I think the last words in the film should/couldbe vader saying to palpatine "What is thy bidding, master"

that would be very cool.

anakins last words? oh thats easy...

anakin: but obiwan, you cant let me die, what about my children?
obiwan: don't sweat it anikan, i'm the real father anyway.
anakin: no! that can't be!! thats impossible!!!
obiwan: you know anakin, maybe I should have told you this before, but you actually have to have sex to have kids.
anakin😖ex? whats that? i thought i was just supposed to lay next to padme and let the force do the work.
obiwan: you mean yoda never had "the talk" with you? oh damn...
wow, we really did keep you in the dark all those years, didn't we anakin?
anakin:i cant believe my wife had sex with another man!!!
mace windu: whats up anakin, i guess now i sould tell you...i had sex with padme too...so i guess i could be the father as well...
(yoda comes out)
anakin😮h not you too yoda!!!!
yoda: yes, banged her as well, i have!
anakin oh god NOOOO! (lets go of ledge and fall in lava)

coming soon: StarWars Episode III 1/2: Who is Padme's Baby Daddy

Good one PVS! 😆 😆 😆

lol @ PVS. That was one of the better ones. 😆

SMX
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"You may have beaten me, but not only do I have a higher midi count than yours, but also a higher sperm count than y......"

lol

anakin gets kicked off balcony and hangs on with 1 hand.

obiwan. anakin before i let you die im the one who impregnated padme.

anakin. you bastard and lets go shouts see you in 30 years you lying bastard

obi1: haha loser, i hated you as my apprentice!

anikan:it dosent matter, next time we'll see eachother, we'll fight like stick figures, and ill kill you! ** falls, **splash

Back in a more serious line of reasoning here what I am hoping to see is Obi-Wan trying to reason with Anakin the same way Luke did in ROTJ....something like "Anakin let go of your hate" and Anakin blaming Obi-Wan and the Jedi for all the things that have gone wrong for him, including not getting to his mother in time....
just a little wish of the Priestesses.

You burnt my hair off you son of a *****!

Originally posted by cornponious
I just didn't understand what you typed, that's all.

corn


okay 😎

apparently its not possible to discuss this seriously anymore 😖

Sorry JP, but I don't think we can anymore. Hilarious thoughts are just too hard to hold in.

Yep lol

ok, serious...

i don't forsee any profound last words from anakin.
well, except for "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA", that is.
just alot of whining and screaming "how could you" "you betrayed me"
perhaps he will be sunken in self-pity while obiwan is desperately trying
to grab his hand and save him.

perhaps there will be a parallel to ESB when vader is pleading
to luke to join him, and luke gives up in despair and lets go, and says nothing
more than "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

i would expect to hear more memorable lines from the newly built
darth vader.

I would have thought that Anakins last words are spoken, not just before he gets fried, but just before he gets transformed.....just before his change of identity......