Originally posted by Aini
du bist so selten online...zumindest wenn ich hier bin.
du hast doch nich etwa n richtiges leben, mit echten leuten?
Originally posted by Bardock42
ICh einte nur weil Exa und ich das letzte mal hier s gesprochen haben als ob wir wörtlich aus dfem Englischen übersetzt hätten.
Originally posted by Bardock42
Hat auch guten Grund dazu.....
....naja, deswegen ham wir Bayern das auto erfunden.....✅
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".
In the first year, "s"
will replace the soft "c".
Sertainly, this will make
the sivil servants jump with joy.
The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k".
This should klear up konfusion,
and keyboards kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm
in the sekond year when the
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f".
This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling
kan be expekted to
reach the stage where more komplikated
changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double
letters which have always ben a deterent
to akurate speling.
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e"
in the languag is
disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps
such as replasing "th" with
"z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer,
ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining
"ou" and after ziz fifz yer,
ve vil hav a,reil sensibl riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun
vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza.
Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer,
ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
forst plas.
If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
Originally posted by French Tip
I haven't spoken in Germen in forever. So I'm kind of rusty.Hallo! Wie sind alle, von den Sie heute machend?
we're fine, thank you... personally i think this thread is a bit embarressing... eventhough there is a spanish section here as well...t somehow looks out of place..
Originally posted by Exabyte
Was über fortfahrend das? 😱 Würdest du beachten..?#lachend#
Nein. 😐
Wir Bayern haben auch das Lachen erfunden.
Originally posted by DuronKiller
<---- 😕sadangel
😉 😛
DK ....lange zeit kein sehen.
Originally posted by Clovie
Das Leben ist schreklich 😖mart:
Nein. Das Leben Stinkt. ... witziger Film.
Originally posted by RogerRamjet
hihi...gut das sein... ugha!!! 😄
Sag mal, kannst du dich nicht ein bisschen eloquenter ausdrücken 🤨 ....😛
Originally posted by Storm
Guten Abend.Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.
N'evening Ma'am.
Originally posted by Storm
Mate?
*Sieht nach.*
Ein Seufzer der Erleichterung folgt. Alles ist am Platz 😊Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.
Dein Deutsch ist Ausstehend von dem weg, wahrscheinlich viel besser als meins 🙁