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Monday 19th July 2004
Today sees the start of an interesting week where Korri The Queen of Random turns 16. This is supposed to symbolise maturity and "coming of age" but as we all ready know the wannabe Kung-fu kick ass queen is already a mature young adult. This should be interesting. More Updates throughout the week
furryman has announced that he is going to have a sex change. The former burly brawler will be not only changing his gender but changing his user name. So look out for gurlyman in the next few weeks.
Tex has unveiled his plans to take over the world this week. He hopes to edjucate more children about popular music and teach them how to be Divas & B|tches. In an interview with local press he preached that he would be shaping up a new generation of Super Divas and creating a perfect world for everyone. So be on the look out for Pictures of him plastered all over bill boards and walls and shops filled with Bjork...only Bjork.
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Wednesday July 21st 2004
Today sees Global Idiot Korri turn 16. She reports that there is no difference in her behavour apart from the fact that she woke up hanging from the rafters this morning, upside-down with fangs sticking out of her mouth. She says that the worst thing about it was that she was alone, and she had a headache like the japanese earthquake of 1987 whilst not being drunk the night before...
more on this story later in the week
Tex has again been causing mayhem by trying to kipdapp Icelandic singer and pop sensation Bjork to host his private party that obviously nobody in their right mind will actually bother attending, The most shocking part being that our lovable Diva lil bitchiness was actually invited to the venue!
Tired Hiker has announced this week that he is Toby Maguire's stunt double in Spiderman 2. During the film all he could say was "Look at those biceps they are mine, god im hot look at me i can do it all!!"
These romours have since been quashed as it was found out that the 65 year old mother of a pshycopath, Korri was trying to be "hip"
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