KMC Today

they're the editted versions too, Korri is shielding you all from the horrible truth

😂 Korri those are great 😄 😂

KMC Today- The Whole Story, in a rather large nutshell

Thursday 22nd July 2004

Raz the lovable Forum Administrator is reported to have magical powers. Today he was witnessed Ressurecting one of the oldest and most dead threads on the forum. It was inevitable an uninteresting attention thread started by Glitter Diva Superstar Tex. Other powers are thought to include banishing all evil and surfing the internet without having to dial-up or is that called broadband?? oh yeah that doesnt count.

Tex has announced today that he will be auditioning for next years Big Brother as there is not enough B|tching in the house and they need a housemate who is fun, lively and indeed extremely gorgeus. You can view his audition on America's Most Wanted later in the year.

furryman has been spotted in his local supermarket purchasing 500 packs of fushia pink hair dye. The star had this to say about the matter "Well what do you expect when my roots are coming through, you all know that i am amazingly furry and just one pack doesnt cover all my fur, who do you think i am?? Tired Hiker"

I was Korrimystarsignis Pyreximatesttubebaby and this was KMC Todaydetective

KMC Today- If you dont care fine sue us

word on the grape vine is that that is that last KMC Today for a week or so 😕

Awww.

Originally posted by Korri
word on the grape vine is that that is that last KMC Today for a week or so 😕

cry

Falls to knees NOOOOOO!!!!!!

So far I've been in every edition of KMC today! diva
I should expect it; seeing as I am KMC's most fabulously glamorous celebrity! photodivaphoto

Although I admittedly deny all of those wretched tabloid stories!😠
Not one ounce of truth! 😗

Oh, when are you going to post KMC's obituaries?
The only place where lil and sil can ever hope to see their names in print! *snap snap* winkiss

Best Thread Ever....

my perfect precious hair must stay pretty pink

Discos actually reigned supreme over Sauron for the first time ever yesterday 😄

There should be a SE for the server crash. Any fill in reporters?

😠 Why wasnt I in KMC Today!!

*storms out*

You're last weeks news babe! schmoll
That's what happens when you're on the C-list!

I'm front page buzz! winkiss

Originally posted by Tex
So far I've been in every edition of KMC today! diva
I should expect it; seeing as I am KMC's most fabulously glamorous celebrity! photodivaphoto

Although I admittedly deny all of those wretched tabloid stories!😠
Not one ounce of truth! 😗

Oh, when are you going to post KMC's obituaries?
The only place where lil and sil can ever hope to see their names in print! *snap snap* winkiss

Outrageous 😠
Expect to see my lawyer sometime soon schmoll

Pfft!

Think I'm scared of your ambulance chaser?
Pawlease! schmoll

You need a new publicity agent baby-buns!

Take notes from me doll!
I've been all the buzz for weeks!

Later dahling, I have a cover shoot to do! diva

For Prison Weekly I take! winkiss
After all convicts are the only ones desperate enough to look at pics of you! 😮‍💨

*builds bunker and hides in it *

Even hidden in your bunker you'll receive more publicity than Sil ever could! *snap snap @ sil* winkiss

hey whens the next issue coming out i need a laff