~101 ways 2 annoy Jack~

Sell his soul to the devil.Give him seven wishes and ruin them

wtf?

Strand him to that desert island (the same one he was on in the 1st movie) with nothing but the undead monkey with a gun with no amo in it

no, give him endless amo!! since the monkey is undead he'll get annoyed that no matter what he does he can't kill it.

Put a bomb in his rum supply and one on the black pearl. He has only enought time to stop one bomb.

fear Oh, he would be so annoyed at that 😂

Tell him that Barbossa is back from the dead...

Spoiler:
Oh, wait, he is... 😑

sell the black pearl with all the rum to Barbosa for the undead monkey!

That is so....so.....cold LOL.

emm Barbarosa is back from the daed and hell know that anyway in third movie

Change his name to well cant realy think of anything so anoying...

Borris
or....can't think of any more that won't insult someone

Tell him that he is Barbossa's long lost brother

hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Put a robe me sine on his back

you mean rob me? like steal? cuz that's actually something anyone would hate. 😖

oops

i think a kick me sign would be better anyways.
or a "wack my hat" sign.

I already posted that somewere back

yeah i know. that's why i said it would be better ANYWAYS. ANYWAYS.

While Hes asleep shave hisHead Bold(I know im Evil)

bald.....
that's just wrong.....beyond evil. it's so evil it's EEEEville.
ugh, i don't even want to imagine what he'd look like. yuck. he wouldn't be the same without the red bandana and trinkets.