~101 ways 2 annoy Jack~

Yes that woud be All Wrong Jack
P.S To wear a Bandana you only need a head no hair is required

but the bandana needs that white bone thing and it won't stay if he doesn't have hair. and the bandana needs shiny things to look not-so-plain and w/o hair where are the shiny things going to go?!huh?!

Welldots he can always were a wig cant he(Now that woud be stupid)

yes that would be stupid.
back to annoying him.....
lock him in a room and tell him he can't come out until he washes his hair. or brushes it.

Or stops Drinking

that's impossible.
Jack? Sober? i don't think so.

I know i know but that woud be realy anoying to stop someting you do all the time and if you like it

he'd go cold turkey or something.

Hey here is a line from a song which i edited to a pirate theme.-My o My this here jack guy He lefted His Home and Kissed he's rum botle godbye saying soon im gonna be a Drunken Pirate

he's should be his.

tie him up in a rum full of rum right out of reach

and if you want to be just a step more evil invite Barboa over and dump it out in front of Jack

Take Jack to a port he hasn't visited bofore, and then tell him all of the women are only interested in eunichs

...I don't know why they would be interested in eunichs though...

Tell him hes dead

make him sing 98 bottles of RUM on the wall.

OHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYY GOD!!!!!!!!!! U R SOOOOOOO MEAN!!!!!!! *hugs jack* i cant believe u BURNT his ship, BURNT his rum AND his hat!!! 🙁 *hugs jack and runs away with him* MWAHAHAHAHAHA! evil evil ppl.....

U R SO MEAN!
so
so
so
so
so
so
MEAN!

nopity bag

*glares* 😠 😒

BRUSH HIS TEETH!

😂