~101 ways 2 annoy Jack~

lol.

idk if this has been said but make him cut his hair, and let Barbossa be the one to do it.

and tell him that Elizabeth is his long lost sister

LMAO^^^^

UGH EWW GROSS
that would be SO WRONG if she was his sister. *shivers* yuck.

Rename his ship Captain PImp

If the governer is Elizabeth's father, and Keith Richards will (possibly, not confirmed yet) play Jacks father, and they have defferent last names. I think that about confirms they are not siblings.....

uh yeah. we already know that. the idea was to tell jack that liz was his sister as a way to annoy him. because this is the 102 ways to annoy jack thread. so yeah, it would still be wrong. yuck.

I thought it was 101. 😂

Alright...first, force him to join you and a few other people in a game of Truth or Dare. Next, when it comes to him and when he says "Dare", dare him to sing a song...that ISN'T a pirate song! *evil laugh*

My god thats evil!jawdrop

Force him to eat the whole kraken calamari form

wahh.. wanna contribute but can't think of any... >.<

and all of those are either just LOL, or just plain bad....

Huh!

i meant bad as in funny and pure torture for Jackyyy!!... >.<

or should i call him CJ??

i'm starting to wonder if there's really 101 ways to annoy him. i'm thinking there's only 60 or 70

nah we just need time to think the all and here is one-Tell him that is inlegal in all places no exeptions and that all the rum officials see will be burnt down

that's just sad.🙁
im really starting to feel bad for him.

Well how coud you not if it realy was like that it woud be interesting what woud he do?angel_not

he'd either break down and ask why everyone was being so mean OR
jack: "WAIT WAIT wait. why's everyone against me? what've i done wrong?!"
either way it's very sad.
but anyways, here's another way to annoy him. and this seems very wrong to me.
give him a jar of dirt and tell him it's really dried rum. then after he's more than halfway through the jar yell"sucker!!" and run away.

Originally posted by jessigem
he'd either break down and ask why everyone was being so mean OR
jack: "WAIT WAIT wait. why's everyone against me? what've i done wrong?!"
either way it's very sad.
but anyways, here's another way to annoy him. and this seems very wrong to me.
give him a jar of dirt and tell him it's really dried rum. then after he's more than halfway through the jar yell"sucker!!" and run away.

awww. but he's a witty pirate.

Whatever you say

Invite him to an all u can drink bar for free and then decline the offer