101 Ways To Annoy Sauron

You know what to do 🙂 write down things you could say or do to annoy sauron 🙂

1.Destroy his ring?

😑...ok thats one...100 to go.

2- ask him to play eye spy, emphasise on the word eye.

3. Give him some eye drops: say he looks like he's got alergies...dry scratchy eye...

When he returns to mordor as a spirit, tell him he looks paler than usual

5. Ask him if he wants any lembas.

Tell him black is so last age, 'whites all the rage this age' 'after all, it worked for gandalf'

ask him to go for a walk

give him the name of a good plastic surgeon

Brag that he was beaten by a 3 ft Hobbit

audition for the newest star wars film?

lick him

LOL..

start singing very loudily and out of tune!

ME.

tell him he has nice eyes

kick him in the eye

LOL

Oh i got another, throw sand in his eye!

Originally posted by Melkórë
ME.

I think that goes for both Saurons 🥷

"I am sorry, but honestly, I've been dying to ask this, do maias get red eye?"

Where's your Ring?

19. WHY"D you put a freakin' door to the crack of DOOM! how stupid!!