101 Ways To Annoy Sauron

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~*~Tassie~*~ Senior Member

39.

Tell him Varda has a crush on him 馃槓

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Originally posted by ~*~Tassie~*~
39.

Tell him Varda has a crush on him 馃槓

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40...ask him where his mother is

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When someone tells him "Discos just came online"

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42. tell him that he's ugly*shrugs*

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Mention Beren and Luthien 馃檪

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44give him a wedgie...erm../馃槵

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45. ask him to keep an eye on mordor

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45. ask him what his last girlfriends name was...?

~*~Tassie~*~ Senior Member

46.

The reason Varda never told him anything was because she saw that he was always wearing a Ring on his wedding finger.

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~*~Tassie~*~ Senior Member

47.

Call him Lordy 馃槢

48.

Keep reminding him that he's only a character in a story, and will never triumph... stole this one from the HP forum..馃槢

Thorondor Love?

49.

Sauron....FETCH!

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50. When planning on taking over Middle Earth...ask him," You and what Army ???"

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Ask if he likes Huan 馃檪

Thorondor Love?

Sauron....i was thinking....perhaps you and the ring just weren't meant to be together....let it go, let it have it's own life.

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fart when he's giving a SPEECH..

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Tell him about his uncanny resemblance to the tin man from the wizard of oz....

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start dirty dancing with him! LOL!

sorry havanah nights mood tonight!

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Offer to find his ring for him... as long as he clearly points to its location on a map...

F毛anor Senior Member

tell him it's Mr. Beans not Rowan Atkins

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dirty dance with him

馃槚hifty: Im not sure that would annoy him 馃槢