101 Ways To Annoy Sauron

Give him sunglasses 😖

Toss magnets at him in the most embarrasing of areas and keep score as you do so !

ask him if he has had his annual check up at the eye doctor yet

Ask if he and Wiki have safe sex.

tell him you like blue eyes better

25.Poke him in the eye

"Hey, where's your finger?"

ask him to pull your finger

Whenever something in barud-dur gets broken, quickly usher him away saying 'you dont want a repeat of the last time do you'

Whenever something in barud-dur gets broken, quickly usher him away saying 'you dont want a repeat of the last time do you'

Perfect.

I'll say...have Peter Jackson make him look like an idiot by giving him a "lighthouse" effect. Then, to make him look like MORE of an idiot, allow Sauron to see the Hobbits but completely ignore them.

30. Give him a hug

I like hugs ✅

Feceman- Nice one, 😉 Ignoring them was very silly 😛

31. Tell him:"HEY! Chef eddie!"

ask him if he'd like to go walk to dog

33)tell him to always wear protection

ask if he could hold your glasses for a second while you wash your hands

35. ask him if he likes sining in the rain

36. tell him to take a shower

ask him if he's the son of mr. beans

38.
WATERFIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!